Coldplay's latest hit is an ode to the assets of Mariah Carey.

 

Except you would have had to have been at the China Club on Thursday to hear its one-off performance.

 

Chris Martin's band was giving a private concert for winners of a contest sponsored by radio station WPLJ, when he was asked about the competition between Coldplay's "X&Y" and Carey's "The Emancipation of Mimi" for biggest-selling album of 2005.

 

When WPLJ reporter Brad Blanks asked Martin how he felt about having Mariah on his tail, he replied: "She's not, but one of her boobs is. They do most of her work. Last week I was chased down the street by an enormous boob. I think it was hers."

 

Martin even made up a song on the spot, sitting at his keyboard: "Man's been traveling through space and man's been to the moon and man's spent most of his intelligence desiring Mariah Carey boobs."

 

As the crowd laughed, he continued: "Mariah Carey's boobs are so nice, and she don't mess around. If she had been aboard the Titanic, there's no way that ship would have gone down."

 

Can't wait for Mariah's response track.

 

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source: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/col/story/407067p-344651c.html

Well good on him,i despise that mariah creature!!! she should feel lucky that chris even talks to her,or knows of her..

omg... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I can hardly believe that this is true, but if it is... :lol: very nice! xD

Thats absolutely hilarious!!! I love Chris and his quick wit!!!!! :laugh4:

Ahahahahhaaa Chris is just a genious, I'm aware of this more and more :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

well....its hilarious but....he dont have to tell that kind of things in my opinion.

i dont like mariah but...i dont know....

 

anyways its hilarious that he can invent that lyrics on the moment

LMFAO!!! :laugh4:

Good 'ol Chris...:D

I :heart: Chris Martin !

 

:laugh3:

yah me too...

 

i cant wait for marish to say something even though the stupid cow should know that he was just joking

joking :thinking: for me he just said the truth :laugh3: :laugh3:

I just think of her at Live8 when she kept asking for a mic stand.....

 

"can i get a mic stand please?.........i know i said i didnt need one but do i now.............can i get a mic stand?.........how bout that mic stand?":lol:

^Yes! :laugh4:

 

"Can I get a drink of water??"... and a lady comes over and holds out a fecking straw to her mouth :rolleyes:

 

Your at a concert to raise money//awareness for starving children who have no water and you do something like that? :rolleyes: What a dumbass. :dozey: She's not on this planet I swear.

 

 

Sorry, cant stand that woman!

i know!!!! that was hilarious. I felt sorry for the kids that sang with her. She had one of them by the head as she was singing! lol

Hahaha me too! Poor little mites looked terrified! :laugh4:

I've always wanted to pop Mariah's boobs. Ew. She's such a slut.

:laugh4:

:stunned: :lol:

Mariah carey is so cute, cause she reminds me a superfat pig on a puddle :lol:

Yes :D Her nose is like pig's nozzle.

"You and me a drifting into Outer Space..........together.....

 

Singin' Booooooooooooob! Booooooooooooooob!"

LMFAO!!:laugh4:

LMFAO!!!! :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

:laugh3: :laugh3: ROFLMAO

hahaha :laugh4: i read this,man he talks like this and he is married :lol: hilarious

lol, chris is so funny... he makes anything fun . did sum 1 download the concert ?? id love to hear it