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The Rate Your Physical Attractiveness Out of 10 Thread!

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howsacome no one is ratin their looks no more :thinking:

 

 

too much anal talk ya'll! :nice:

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you have seen light in the anal tunnel and you have come too

 

 

 

this should be the reason why i've joined coldplaying forum :uhoh:

give me question i give me answers :lips:

rob a bank your blnided soul will drive you to the semence one

you can steal elvis semence :thinking: then sell it on e bay :wideeyed:

i could buy my ovules and says that it's marylin monroe ones :thinking:

if you're drunk enough you will see the similartities

 

 

 

puah no rhymes on this poetry it'soounds like james blow nt

:disappointed:

 

blow out me or blow out him :wideeyed:

blunty isn't good for porn

bond is his name in the future

no more rhyme. my b.r.a.i.n. is fucked :nice:

you have seen light in the anal tunnel and you have come too

 

 

 

this should be the reason why i've joined coldplaying forum :uhoh:

give me question i give me answers :lips:

 

what FAQ is invented for, MADE-pour moi-selle :laugh1: ???

mind games like chess are not for only boys

girls should pay attention, don't listen to ABBA :biker:

Puah i prefer to become a noun or cut your penis i will :wacky:

sausage that what it's all about rate your sausage attractiveness

snal or oyster what is the question answer you i'll kill bill

puah i'm going nowhere with this pootry such holyness

i must turn off comuter and snore like it's hiroshima :sleeping:

what FAQ is invented for, MADE-pour moi-selle :laugh1: ???

mind games like chess are not for only boys

girls should pay attention, don't listen to ABBA :biker:

quote for quoting i quote

 

 

brain like cheese, i hate cheese my brain can be resumed as two neurons

one afferent and the other efferent

i spread my science like butter on toast :smartass:

don't try to hide. use aSSpirin against ache and long hours sleep :smartass:

computer is OK and not only for coldplaying.com

my penis is in right place this time, don't try to cut it. long life to it :nice:

Tena will help once you're in trouble. WC is only for kids, i use toilette :wideeyed:

YOU yes YOU and your prostat will have more tena needs that i will ever need

except if i have children or worse :thinking:

puah i'm gonna die at 30 i want to be eatable for worms :nice:

quote for quoting i quote

 

 

brain like cheese, i hate cheese my brain can be resumed as two neurons

one afferent and the other efferent

i spread my science like butter on toast :smartass:

 

quoting this = ABBAgeddon :uneasy:

 

comparing cheese to chess isn't fair

black/white and yellow aren't similar, if you're a dog > excusez moi :lips:

see the things as they are, spread the sperm till the death :wideeyed:

YOU yes YOU and your prostat will have more tena needs that i will ever need

except if i have children or worse :thinking:

puah i'm gonna die at 30 i want to be eatable for worms :nice:

 

eat by worms or eat worms?

Men In Black are back to save the universe in interstella burst :wideeyed:

some things are which are under the surface, ar ebreaking through without success

stuck in Square One? eat cheese with bread and salami :chinese:

don't kid yourseld Ondes....you have not one! you have none!

 

(penis, mon ami!) :p

 

i have more than you expect, darling :blush:

info express

quality of sperm is changing with the food and your age

 

 

dr phils minute is over :cheesy:

 

you are what your food is :uhoh:

 

i guess my father was eating patatoes :wacky:

eat by worms or eat worms?

Men In Black are back to save the universe in interstella burst :wideeyed:

some things are which are under the surface, ar ebreaking through without success

stuck in Square One? eat cheese with bread and salami :chinese:

quote quote quote sound of the french poulet :thinking:

 

 

 

puah my english is getting worse and worse with the hour :disappointed:

neuron near to bug or millenium bug :sick:

eat by worms :wideeyed:

info express

quality of sperm is changing with the food and your age

 

 

dr phils minute is over :cheesy:

 

you are what your food is :uhoh:

 

i guess my father was eating patatoes :wacky:

 

puta's-toes? :thinking:

it's even worse than Dr.Phil said :worried: :disappointed:

cheese is for sperm

it's well-known in this area :wink:

i have more than you expect' date=' darling :blush:[/quote']

 

 

repeat repeat....NOTHING

 

I say.

 

and if i expect a millimeter..

an inch is what is had?

no details please

all virgins ears are gonna bleed like we're listening to 50 cent or watching his movies

thank it's a flop but i've heard he will shoot a new one with nicholas cage :disappointed:

 

 

i see flop :wideeyed:

 

 

i can read in the future

 

 

in 5 minutes bed for léa :nice:

quote quote quote sound of the french poulet :thinking:

 

 

 

puah my english is getting worse and worse with the hour :disappointed:

neuron near to bug or millenium bug :sick:

eat by worms :wideeyed:

 

mixing the english,deutsch,french and 简体中文版 is a big problem

TENA won't help, only sperm will :wideeyed:

physics or maths?

gravity or 2+2?

difficult to choose

drink cock-coke :wideeyed:

defying gravity i will :smartass2:

gomena sai :chinese:

no coke in my blood system

i want natural sleep :sleeping:

i choose maths

 

if root of 225 is 15 and 2(root5)²=10

it's logic not automatic :dead:

no details please

all virgins ears are gonna bleed like we're listening to 50 cent or watching his movies

thank it's a flop but i've heard he will shoot a new one with nicholas cage :disappointed:

 

 

i see flop :wideeyed:

 

 

i can read in the future

 

 

in 5 minutes bed for léa :nice:

 

50 is gangsta. with a bad taste in shoes :sombrero:

shoot or shout? better not to shout, his pimping and voice are too difficult to understand for my ears and eyes :ears: :wideeyed:

 

bed=no energy left :wideeyed:

repeat repeat....NOTHING

 

I say.

 

and if i expect a millimeter..

an inch is what is had?

 

should i laugh?

or cry on your humor sense? :\

who said i will sleep in the bed :thinking:

or have you put camera i feel spy :uhoh:

my ian solo neuron can't understand 50 penis slang

i'm just happy hearing an english word :wacky:

the worse is when i'm trying to find french word in french songs :freak:

it smells cat fights :wideeyed:

i want to see blood or blue blood :shifty:

time to sleep goodbye ma hoover goodbye my sweep James hunt

who said i will sleep in the bed :thinking:

or have you put camera i feel spy :uhoh:

my ian solo neuron can't understand 50 penis slang

i'm just happy hearing an english word :wacky:

the worse is when i'm trying to find french word in french songs :freak:

 

listening to french is making me jump, i get same feeling when i listen to Hoppipolla :thinking:

fifty isn't gifty :wideeyed:

russian spies wellknown everywhere

Chris Martin wrote a song for us:daisy:

 

Blunt is cunt

 

aurevoirmademoiselle :lips:

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