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The Rate Your Physical Attractiveness Out of 10 Thread!

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google 's not a game :shifty:

not i'm not looking like that i have bags and eyes that i'm trying to hide behind my glasses :dissapointed:

 

gogogogoole is a game

gigolos aren't :thinking:

 

don't even try to hide :cool:

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I only wanted to know because Miguel wanted to organise a date for me with his brother....so maybe there would have been any resemblance in their "bed-behaviour"!:lol::stunned::lipsrsealed2:

 

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:laugh1:

 

 

my last halowwen pic :smartass:

Gary topeur :smartass:

or halliwel sisters :thinking:

unknow in my system

i put 10 at the attractivenesss of the word foker :wacky:

Don't cha pussy cattwta :gorgeous:

 

 

 

diet products based on semence that's ze secret :wideeyed:

Coca Cola can't be faked :wideeyed:

fish and chips=how to live in UK :wideeyed:

McDonalds is from 18th century :wideeyed:

nothing's worse than fromage which isn;t from Switzerland :wideeyed:

i hate fromage just the odour makes me vomit

turn you head around you lil hobbit

i'm on the mic you're lost behind the lights of the car like a rabbit

:wideeyed:

lord of the ringy things is not me here

open the fridge and find a beer

don't blame cheese

you, leaving misssssss :wideeyed:

lord of the annal ring i've heard :ears:

all the virginity of my eyes is hurt :disappointed:

beer just good to make your tunmmy looking like your pregnant

then you have baby from tom crucruise and you name it like an aunt :wacko:

i'm not a fan of anal holes

i like to play with heavy balls

not balls of what you think

i like to play snooker, bling bling :wideeyed:

 

name your child Moses as Martin did

and you'll be god blessed or not :biker:

Moses ain't a name for laboratory mice

or is it a new variety of rice :chinese:

what next Sony or cucumber :uhoh:

parent gives name then children have to assume the shame :disappointed:

 

 

 

fuck parental advisory :kid:

hail to the regreted jeff :/

i gave Chris Tena's phone number

so i hope their next won't be a cucumber :cheesy:

don't name your children banana :smartass:

 

i like to play with cars

once i was on Mars :stunned:

and drank vodka in bars :drunk:

and had sex with Lars :gaybiker:

 

lie! :laugh1:

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Tena dysfunction :thinking:

don't spread lie like it's naked truth

move you booty like fergie pee pee it's dirth though :nice:

or are you imitating chris tartine when he's trying to be smart

but all that coming out off hismouth sounds like a fart

 

 

smells like tena spirit :kid:

Lea,your dirty mind isn't for coldplaying :snobby:

go and get a partner for a good fucking :wideeyed:

Reillo-beillo, Tena will help

if not, just call your dad :biker:

:thinking:

 

 

i'm not dirrty you have just wild imagination

too much confusion it's an illusion :wacky:

or board too much polluted with how you doing

i love you can we be moses godmothers and father togethers :thinking:

this is pretty depressive :uhoh:

don't lie about me and make a bad commercial

you know, i'm here to get of me a better version

i'm progressing as much as i can

and too much swearing can equal a ban :laugh1:

ban ban ban :wideeyed:

then who i will speak with :uhoh:

or vagina monolgue :wacky:

 

 

shut up the fuck up you padawan

yoda am i and listen you must

cause my advice are like star dust

republic has gona mad and in toilet is obiwan :wacky:

my sick IQ is my force,power...my master :jedi:

i did not eat last month pasta :chinese:

being padawan today is hard

they always call you then : bastard

i'm trying to get a jedi rank

no success=rob a bank :wideeyed:

rob a bank your blnided soul will drive you to the semence one

you can steal elvis semence :thinking: then sell it on e bay :wideeyed:

i could buy my ovules and says that it's marylin monroe ones :thinking:

if you're drunk enough you will see the similartities

 

 

 

puah no rhymes on this poetry it'soounds like james blow nt

:disappointed:

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