Texas Pete came back from the campsite one lazy sunday afternoon to find the four man tent quite bulky....there was definitly more that one person in there...but who???

 

 

dun dun dun we want lies, revenge, deciet, and love guys :P:P

.....it was Texas Tony.....

now Texas Tony was a stranger to these parts of the campsite...trekking to places other Rangers ever dreamed up. But Texas Tony was feeling lonely this particular day

.....Yes he was lonely cause Texas Jane his wife found out something she shouldn't have.....

.....and dumped him.....

now Texas Pete was all alone and...

.

just as it happened so was Texas Tony...

Their eyes locked as they drowned their sorrows while eating spam ham around the campfire

he's gay?:sneaky: :D

with Texas Martin...

....texas Tony and Texas Pete were looking in eachothers eyes and then Texas Tony said: I have a confesion to make......

i'm gay........but i still love my wife........

Texas Pete was speechless

but then he said "i also have something to tell you...i think you should know that i..."

...have loved you for years....

with Texas Martin...

oh, i see........:sneaky:

just then, the sound of hot wheels comes screeching into the site, loud doof doof music pumping, as the person steps out of the car, Texas Pete gasps because the person is..

....his evil step brother City Bob....

started laughing at him....

...and said....

...i'm gonna tell mom..

this was an outrage, how dare he go and tell mum!!! he was going to get a good ole bottom slapping from none other than david hasselholf

is that ur name?

Stinky Pete? :wideeyed:

:o :thinking:

oh no not me