+15 'C / 59 'F

This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun,getting a tan.

 

+10 'C / 50 'F

The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.

 

+5 'C / 41 'F

Italian cars won't start, The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.

 

0 'C / 32 'F

Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa river (in Finland) gets a little thicker.

 

-5 'C / 23 'F

People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.

 

-10 'C / 14 'F

The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start using long sleeves.

 

-20 'C / -4 'F

The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

 

-30 'C / -22 'F

People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.

 

-40 'C / -40 'F

Paris starts cracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stands.

 

-50 'C / -58 'F

Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

 

-60 'C / -76 'F

Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.

 

-70 'C / -94 'F

The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.

 

-183 'C / -297.4 'F

Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

 

-273 'C / -459.4 'F

ALL atom-based movent halts. The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."

 

-300 'C / -508 'F

Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest

i've seen many versions of this joke :D But of course the newest thing was the last one "-300 'C / -508 'F

Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest"

hahahaha :laugh4:

"0 'C / 32 'F

Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa river (in Finland) gets a little thicker."

-50 'C / -58 'F

Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

 

Hahah :lol:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMFAO

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

this is fucking hilarious!!!

:):lol::laugh4:

And this is what a turkey in Finland looks like all year round!!:rolleyes:

 

:lol: Well this topic was posted by a turkey....

^True!

lol this thread cracks me up, thank you Coldplaying ;)

^Is this your weekly visit??:rolleyes:

lol this thread cracks me up' date=' thank you Coldplaying ;)[/quote']

 

You should have said thank you TURKEY!!

 

 

:uhoh:

You should have said thank you TURKEY!!

 

 

:uhoh:

 

In "gobblish", of course!!:smug:

:smug:

Don't you mean yearly visit mark??

 

:o

^Is this your weekly visit??:rolleyes:

 

lol I'm always here oi, but you never speak to me *sniff*

^I don't remember seeing you around! When was the last time??

^I don't remember seeing you around! When was the last time??

 

Last night. I've been posting in the "Coldplay Live" forum lately :p Bet you haven't been paying attention :(

Hey Jo...:)

Last night. I've been posting in the "Coldplay Live" forum lately :p Bet you haven't been paying attention :(

 

You should head for "Coldplay Chatterers". That's the place to be!:cool:

Riiiiick hello!!!hehe

 

You should head for "Coldplay Chatterers". That's the place to be!:cool:

 

lol i'll try, whats in there?

A lot of crazy fans!

and also :freak:!

^ like you both? :)

:o We are not the coldplaying clowns!!!!