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The Turkey Club!! Come on in and have a "gobble"!!

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:o really' date='I think that would be overkill!![/quote']

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Let's nuke 'em!!:D

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Oh and did you read that it was actually barek's suggestion to get rid of turkeys with a rifle??

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Oh and did you read that it was actually barek's suggestion to get rid of turkeys with a rifle??

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Barek??:confused:

The ColdplayTurkey......

You cannot say that!

Well that is hardly necessary,unless you encounter a "flock"!

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Well that is hardly necessary' date='unless you encounter a "flock"![/quote']

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What about an epidemic?

Oh right,you mean bird flu! :P

Well that is hardly necessary' date='unless you encounter a "flock"![/quote']

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How about A Flock Of Segulls:laugh3:

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How about A Flock Of Segulls:laugh3:

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What's a SEGULL??:confused:

Yeah well they should have been put out of their misery a long time ago.

Mark knew what you meant,he was just being himself! :lol:

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Mark knew what you meant' date='he was just being himself! :lol:[/quote']

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STOA (again)!!:P

Why are we taking about killing turkeys?

You should set up a thread about how annoying mosquitos are instead...

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:smug:

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Hmmm is that a turkey???

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:thinking:

Oh dear,it SAID it was a turkey....:embarassed:

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^Maybe a "Chernobyl" turkey!!:rolleyes:

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Oh dear' date='it SAID it was a turkey....:embarassed:[/quote']

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It can TALK?? Help - the mutation is even worse than I thought!!:stunned:

Well it has bird flu mark,and mutation has taken place,but clearly the ostrich thinks it's a turkey.....

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Why are we taking about killing turkeys?

You should set up a thread about how annoying mosquitos are instead...

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Are you a mosquito, by any chance??:P

Oh I missed that one..

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Do you not think that turkey's are annoying,I mean I am trying to sleep and the bloody things keep making a noise like this "gobble gobble gobble",so I am left with no choice but to take out my rifle and get rid of the bloody things!!!

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:angry:

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