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The Turkey Club!! Come on in and have a "gobble"!!

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no

 

i leave my views here

 

*au revoir*

 

Goodbye and good riddance!

 

OK - back to the subject in hand...........................turkeys.

 

Why did the turkey cross the road??:P

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Benjamin Franklin wanted the Turkey to be the United States national bird...he said because they are intelligent birds

 

but we have thea eagle

 

and that is best because if not...come Thanksgiving day...no one would be able to eat turkeys because its illegal to kill the nations bird!

 

Interesting point - but then the Thanksgiving dish might have been bald eagle!!:D

I wonder what that would taste like?:thinking:

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to get to MARK!

 

Interesting answer, but no!:P

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oh ... the suspence is killingme :rolleyes:

 

Well it was filling in for the chicken, which was on "chick" leave, of course!!:D

20 pages of bullshit. You guys must be really proud :2thumbsup:

 

that is absolutely the truth!

Well it's my thread' date=' so?:rolleyes:[/quote']

 

 

That's a bit self centered of you!

 

 

:laugh3: Are you trying to be ironic?

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The obviously isn't a turkey, but I felt like posting it anyway!!:rolleyes:

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that is absolutely the truth!

 

Well you keep coming back, so I think you might actually be a closet fan of the thread!:P

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That's a bit self centered of you!

 

 

:laugh3: Are you trying to be ironic?

 

In what way? I don't need to try!!;)

 

I think you'll find that in most people's threads, the one who posts the most will be its creator.:cool:

well you must be so happy that your pointless thread goes well.. i just control the thread for any possiblity of your foolish jokes about my country!

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well you must be so happy that your pointless thread goes well.. i just control the thread for any possiblity of your foolish jokes about my country!

 

Well as far as I know there have never been any jokes about "your" country on this or any other thread.

You're just way too super-sensitive.

 

Turkey (the nation) is spelt with a capital "T", whilst turkey (the bird) ISN'T a proper noun, and is therefore spelt with a small "T".

If you have any other questions relating to this or any other subject, please feel free to ask!;)

Well as far as I know there have never been any jokes about "your" country on this or any other thread.

 

 

how do you still dare to say this ?

 

anyway i'm not gonna argue with you. keep your "funny" jokes for you at least not for me..

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how do you still dare to say this ?

 

anyway i'm not gonna argue with you. keep your "funny" jokes for you at least not for me..

 

Howdare you suggest otherwise?? If you can find any evidence of this, please let me know.

I've only ever been talking about turkeys (the birds). :cool:

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"no TURKISH zone"must be about turkeys ...

so you need to see a doctor.. idont think that a "bird" can have a sense of humuor.. so it doesnt have to be shown clearly.. all "clever" humans can see that!

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"no TURKISH zone"must be about turkeys ...

 

Actually, it was "No Turkey Zone", and it was about turkeys. It came from a turkey website. Would you like the address??:thinking:

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so you need to see a doctor.. idont think that a "bird" can have a sense of humuor.. so it doesnt have to be shown clearly.. all "clever" humans can see that!

 

How can you be sure that a turkey doesn't have a sense of humour? Are you an ornithologist??:dozey:

yeah yeah same old story..!

How can you be sure that a turkey doesn't have a sense of humour? Are you an ornithologist??:dozey:

 

tickle me to laugh...

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yeah yeah same old story..!

 

From you, yes - because you seem to have a habit of jumping to conclusions without knowing the facts.

 

Turkeys exist, and that's an indisputable fact! And I like them!;)

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