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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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hahaha, this is hilarious!!! :lol: where did you find this?

 

the best answer, in my opinion, is what Albert Einstein said - of course! -

Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference.

 

it's soo true! ;)

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^Yeah, its true but not funny at all! :lol:

 

I really laughed at Homer's and Scientologist's anwer

Also to Nietzsche's and Freud's

  • 3 months later...

If I was a chicken, I'd never cross the road...some idiot human would be standing there with a pen and paper making up some stupid joke about me,lol! I'd never leave the coop!

 

Nothing to do but bump cheesey threads,lol!

Sigmund Freud - The fact that you thought the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

 

 

 

 

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believe me, i laughed out loud, specially with freud's and bush's statement :D

believe it or not .......i actually saw a chicken cross the road!

believe me' date=' i laughed out loud, specially with freud's and bush's statement :D[/quote']

 

haha, yeah those 2 stand out for me but dear ol' homer takes the cake! or as he'd say..hmmmm, cake!

 

bush tsk tsk lol funny enough i can imagine him saying that :\ oh dear :lol:

 

^ kekita, now that you've seen it, you alone know the reason the chicken crossed the road lol

hahaha

 

well, i found homer simpson's statement the funneist :D

The chicken crossed and then hacked me, im sorry.. im so pissed off!

THis chicken didn't care about the road. She only wanted into the house!!

 

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  • 3 months later...

And she's not as cute as me!!

 

Aw...how sweet that they made a thread for me!

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