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Jokes,people!

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ahah lol funny rachael

 

 

Rick:) if you don't find our jokes funny then post one of yours and we will see if it will be funny or not

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ahah lol funny rachael

 

 

Rick:) if you don't find our jokes funny then post one of yours and we will see if it will be funny or not

 

 

Oh will you now..:dozey:

Rick! If you honestly have nothing better to do than scorn other people, I suggest you take it somewhere else because it really isn't needed here!

yeah

you are right rachael

Rick if you don't have a sense of humour then don't come here, it's soo easy as that, isn't it?

nothing enjoy you :\and it's really boring for us

oh whatever..:dozey:

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Blonde joke, so no offence to anyone.

Some blondes were lost and they saw some tracks. One said "They are kangaroo tracks" the other said "They are rabit tracks" and the last said "They are bear tracks"....and then they all got hit by a train

UIHASEOIHIUHUHSOIUAHEIHA IOAE HOIASHEIOHSIEH IUHSA HIUAHI 3OAH OIAUHE IUHAEOIIOHUI HE OIUHEAUHAOIHS OIAUH

ASEOIUHOIAUSHIOUAOIHAO IUH IOAHEOHAOISUH EAOISU3H OIEASH EAISOUHESA

good one! i love blond jokes!

 

btw, i am blond.

suhSUahsuAHSUahsuAHSUahushAUSHaushUSHauhsuAHSUahushAUSHs

i adore blond jokes

Have you heard the one about how a blond got rescued from the roof of a public house, the police asked why she was on the roof, she replied "they said the drinks were on the house"

 

Boom Boom

 

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husahushuahusasasa ;D

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

 

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

 

She showed him the instructions on the tin,

 

"For best results, put on two coats".

huasahsuhasuhasuhahsuaa?

 

 

 

 

 

 

:uhoh:

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

 

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

 

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

 

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

 

She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,

 

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

 

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

 

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

 

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

 

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

 

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

 

(No offense to any blondes)

husahushauhsuasa is a laugh

like lol

 

 

good one shuaSHUuhsHUSHusUAHSa

husahushauhsuasa is a laugh

like lol

 

yeah i noticed but isn't there a shorter and less annoying way to laugh?

 

Just "haha" :uhoh:?

yeah i noticed but isn't there a shorter and less annoying way to laugh?

 

Just "haha" :uhoh:?

 

 

"haha" is too simple

 

i prefer UHSuahsuHSUhushUSHhasHAS

so cool :cool:

IOUAHSIHIUAHSHEIOAHS IUSOAH OISUAHE IUOHA UHOIAH SAUHEOIUHESAUH ESA

that's not annoying!!!

well, i dont think it's annoying! :D

That is not bad,where did ya get that one from Davey?

I've read it before...I can't remember where though...

ahh

this one is funny

An honest 7-year-old girl admitted calmly to her parents that Billy had kissed her after class.

 

"How did that happen?," gasped her mother. "It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "Three girls had to help me catch him!"

 

:laugh3: ouh ouh :laugh3:

^:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Talk about desperate!

 

Two girls are talking, then one of them says to the other

"What would you rather do? Marry a rockstar or meet your fave band?"

The other girl says

"Meet my fave band..."

The first girl says

"Why is that?"

then the oter girl says

"Because if they turn out to be idiots, at least I only have to spend one day with them!"

  • 2 weeks later...

:laugh3::laugh3:

that is sooo funny

btw she said right:thinking:

What's the shortest joke?

 

Two people are walking along Slovenian coast.

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