What's the shortest joke?

 

Two people are walking along Slovenian coast.

 

:lol:

i have more! :D

^Well, tell us!! :D

Why do Slovene ski-jumpers at Planica jump only to 230 metres max.? Because otherwise they'd land in Italy.

 

 

If you open an umbrella in Ljubljana, be careful not to poke somebody's eye in Maribor! :D

I liked the first one!! :D Haha

 

However, I didn't get the second one. What's Ljubljana and Maribor? Hmm...

they are the biggest cities here... Ljubljana is the capital and lies in the centre of the country, and Maribor is the second biggest city, located N-E of the country. they're not close (2h from one to the other) but this joke wants to emphasize the smallness (is this even a word? XD) of Slovenia :P

Ah! Hehe I get it! :D

cool ;)

they are the biggest cities here... Ljubljana is the capital and lies in the centre of the country, and Maribor is the second biggest city, located N-E of the country. they're not close (2h from one to the other) but this joke wants to emphasize the smallness (is this even a word? XD) of Slovenia :P

 

i got it. it's funny, we pass maribor on our way to croatia :D

HI,

 

Just moved 2 new house. Will send u the address ltr ,but fuck me it’s a rough area. Myra Hindley is the Avon Lady, Fred West is the gardener. Louise Woodward is the babysitter, and Harold Shipman is my new GP. Gary Glitter runs the playgroup and the McCanns run the holiday club. Saddam Hussien runs the ethnic group, and Hitler is running the local campsite! But most worrying of all is the fact that Kevin Keegan is running the local football team.

That sounds like a lovely place to visit.

 

An executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with anyone - living or dead - who would it be?"

The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."

HI,

 

Just moved 2 new house. Will send u the address ltr ,but fuck me it’s a rough area. Myra Hindley is the Avon Lady, Fred West is the gardener. Louise Woodward is the babysitter, and Harold Shipman is my new GP. Gary Glitter runs the playgroup and the McCanns run the holiday club. Saddam Hussien runs the ethnic group, and Hitler is running the local campsite! But most worrying of all is the fact that Kevin Keegan is running the local football team.

The last sentence is brilliant :lol:

Keegan's lost the plot

Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of

Stella and sticks it into the trolley

 

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife

 

'They're on offer, only £10 for 12 cans', he says

 

'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on

shopping...

 

A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it

into the trolley.

 

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,

 

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says

 

the man replies... 'SO DOES 12 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE FUCKING

PRICE'

Hahaha good one!!!

Jokes

 

Whats the differance between choice and Choose? Choice- something you decide on!

Well well...:thinking:

That is bad. At least its a bad joke so its ok to dis it

the other night, i read almost all that thread and no offence to others but Miro's ones are great. :D

the other night, i read almost all that thread and no offence to others but Miro's ones are great. :D

Bea i totally agree with you:rolleyes:

Miro we miss you

come back:cry:

Miro we miss you

come back:cry:

I agree with you Ahlem.

Miro come back :cry:

we miss you :bigcry:

What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?

 

Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't do!

not bad........

What do you get when the Chicken crossed the road??

 

Why you asking me how the hell am i supposed to know?

going man sew nice girl.....approached and told to her "say, that youre my mother"

nice girl: "im not your mother, leave me alone"

man: "only once say, please"

nice girl: "ok" "im your mother"

man: "fuck my mother......"

 

i dont know you like it or not , but in georgian it sounds funny.........:)