January 30, 200818 yr Why do Slovene ski-jumpers at Planica jump only to 230 metres max.? Because otherwise they'd land in Italy. If you open an umbrella in Ljubljana, be careful not to poke somebody's eye in Maribor! :D
January 30, 200818 yr I liked the first one!! :D Haha However, I didn't get the second one. What's Ljubljana and Maribor? Hmm...
January 30, 200818 yr they are the biggest cities here... Ljubljana is the capital and lies in the centre of the country, and Maribor is the second biggest city, located N-E of the country. they're not close (2h from one to the other) but this joke wants to emphasize the smallness (is this even a word? XD) of Slovenia :P
January 30, 200818 yr they are the biggest cities here... Ljubljana is the capital and lies in the centre of the country, and Maribor is the second biggest city, located N-E of the country. they're not close (2h from one to the other) but this joke wants to emphasize the smallness (is this even a word? XD) of Slovenia :P i got it. it's funny, we pass maribor on our way to croatia :D
February 26, 200818 yr HI, Just moved 2 new house. Will send u the address ltr ,but fuck me it’s a rough area. Myra Hindley is the Avon Lady, Fred West is the gardener. Louise Woodward is the babysitter, and Harold Shipman is my new GP. Gary Glitter runs the playgroup and the McCanns run the holiday club. Saddam Hussien runs the ethnic group, and Hitler is running the local campsite! But most worrying of all is the fact that Kevin Keegan is running the local football team.
February 26, 200818 yr That sounds like a lovely place to visit. An executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with anyone - living or dead - who would it be?" The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
February 26, 200818 yr HI, Just moved 2 new house. Will send u the address ltr ,but fuck me it’s a rough area. Myra Hindley is the Avon Lady, Fred West is the gardener. Louise Woodward is the babysitter, and Harold Shipman is my new GP. Gary Glitter runs the playgroup and the McCanns run the holiday club. Saddam Hussien runs the ethnic group, and Hitler is running the local campsite! But most worrying of all is the fact that Kevin Keegan is running the local football team. The last sentence is brilliant :lol:
February 28, 200818 yr Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of Stella and sticks it into the trolley 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife 'They're on offer, only £10 for 12 cans', he says 'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping... A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man, 'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says the man replies... 'SO DOES 12 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE FUCKING PRICE'
February 29, 200818 yr Jokes Whats the differance between choice and Choose? Choice- something you decide on!
March 1, 200818 yr the other night, i read almost all that thread and no offence to others but Miro's ones are great. :D
March 1, 200818 yr the other night, i read almost all that thread and no offence to others but Miro's ones are great. :D Bea i totally agree with you:rolleyes: Miro we miss you come back:cry:
March 1, 200818 yr Miro we miss you come back:cry: I agree with you Ahlem. Miro come back :cry: we miss you :bigcry:
March 1, 200818 yr What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't do!
March 1, 200818 yr What do you get when the Chicken crossed the road?? Why you asking me how the hell am i supposed to know?
March 1, 200818 yr going man sew nice girl.....approached and told to her "say, that youre my mother" nice girl: "im not your mother, leave me alone" man: "only once say, please" nice girl: "ok" "im your mother" man: "fuck my mother......" i dont know you like it or not , but in georgian it sounds funny.........:)
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