LOL! I guess so. :laugh3:

My friend told me that joke during this school dance while the song was playing and it took me about ten minutes to get it. :P

My friend told me that joke during this school dance while the song was playing and it took me about ten minutes to get it. :P

 

I'm like that!

 

Ok here's a long one:

A man (his name is Bernard) is sitting at a desk in his bookshop and a man comes up to ask him something:

Man: Those books, over there?

Bernard: Yes, those are Charles Dickens, the collective works of Charles Dickens...

Man: Are they real leather?

Bernard: They're real Dickens...

Man: They need to be real leather so that they match my couches...um, I'll give 200

Bernard: 200 what?

Man: 200 pounds!

Bernard: Are they leather pounds?

Man: What?

Bernard: They have to be leather bound pounds to match my wallet...

 

Off a show (sorry, it's not that funny)

i've this one about christmas

a little boy wrote to santa clause and he asked him" i want a sister"

then the santa clause said "ok i want your mother"

 

(i hope you'll not get it in the wrong way)

LOL, I get it now...

 

Two ants are walking along and one says:

OMG! What if we get squished...

The other says: Look out!!

The first ant says: What!?!!?

The second ant says: Gotcha!!

 

 

 

The first ant proceeds to punch the second ant and then accidentally jump off the edge of the oven

 

 

That was totally random and...hardly funny...:P

why life is a complex??

 

hihi...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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because there is a real part and an imaginary part

:laugh3:

 

Brilliant one! :laugh3:

I'm like that!

 

Ok here's a long one:

A man (his name is Bernard) is sitting at a desk in his bookshop and a man comes up to ask him something:

Man: Those books, over there?

Bernard: Yes, those are Charles Dickens, the collective works of Charles Dickens...

Man: Are they real leather?

Bernard: They're real Dickens...

Man: They need to be real leather so that they match my couches...um, I'll give 200

Bernard: 200 what?

Man: 200 pounds!

Bernard: Are they leather pounds?

Man: What?

Bernard: They have to be leather bound pounds to match my wallet...

 

Off a show (sorry, it's not that funny)

 

 

GASP!!! Black Books! Love that show, is very funny, although it possibly doesn't work so well written down!

 

 

Since I've entered I may as well contribute a seasonal Christmas cracker classic;

 

What did the inflatable teacher at the inflatable school say to the inflatable child caught holding a pin?

 

You let me down, you let your friends down, you let your school down but most of all... you let yourself down.

 

*Gets coat. Runs*

Corn-y! But pretty good!

Umm.. I am bereft of humor right now.. my reft set sail without be.

 

oh thank you Miro

:laugh3:

btw you came back in the coldplaying, it's so good to see you here;)

i have one but in french it's more better

so i give it in french and in english (with my translation:P, i hope you'll get it. btw the french version is more comprehensible and more funny)

french version:

"tu connais la blague de la chaise

elle est pliante

tu connais l'histoire du lit verticale

elle est à dormir debout"

 

english version:

"do you know the joke of the chair

it is folding

and do you know the story of the vertical bed

it is as sleeping standing"

:D:laugh3::laugh3:

i love this joke it is so funny

Is it? :confused:

- lol

yes it is rick :angry:, you are so bad with me and i don't know why

Lol, you told me that one a while ago Ahlem!

 

Yay! A black books fan...and yes, sadly it is pretty lame when written down...(Dylan Moran best stand up act EVER)

 

Edit: :dance: Don't let Ricky get you down, (get you down). Get, get rid of that frown(bye bye mr.frown yeah) :dance:

 

I don't know if it's off a song...but it's cheesy enough to be a 70's song :dance:

ah yes i remember

do you have one Rachael

today i'm out of jokes

Let me see...

 

I was very bad a math, so one day I decided to cheat. I snuck into the teachers office and wrote all the answers on a shirt. I still failed the exam. I wore my history shirt instead...

 

I got it out of a book, a very cheesy book :D

 

BTW, I love the picture of Chris in you avatar!!

lol very funny Rachie

 

i've this one:dozey:

 

What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?

 

Hair that stands straight up on your head!

 

it's not very funny

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Haha, that reminds me of a football player in our country who was caught with Viagra...:lol:

 

Here's another:

Knock knock

Who's there

Me

Really

Yep

Ok come in

 

That one is random, but its a nice twist on those annoying Knock knock jokes..

^^That is so sucky,my lame-o-meter blew up!!!

So I suppose you have no ability to laugh do you Rick...or you just don't know what sarcasm is...

Oh,must have hit a nerve there! :uhoh:

Don't worry, I have a bit of a temper...

 

i love this joke it is so funny

 

Is it? :confused:

 

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I aint worried at all,why would I be? :stunned:

You can ask my ex-boyfriend...the amount of spam mail he gets now is starting to overwhelm his mailbox :dozey:

How is that relevant? :confused:

I don't know, I've always wanted to tell that story...:laugh3:

 

Anyhoo:

"No one is willing to admit that wine has no taste" said one man

"But you smoke a bigilion cigerattes a day, you have no taste" said his friend "And what is that!?!?!" says his friend as he points to something the man is eating

"Its some kind of delicious biscuit" says the first man

"It's a coaster!!" says his friend

"Really? Are there any more?" says the first man

 

Another one of Black books...again, not as funny when written out...:D