December 26, 200718 yr LOL! I guess so. :laugh3: My friend told me that joke during this school dance while the song was playing and it took me about ten minutes to get it. :P
December 26, 200718 yr My friend told me that joke during this school dance while the song was playing and it took me about ten minutes to get it. :P I'm like that! Ok here's a long one: A man (his name is Bernard) is sitting at a desk in his bookshop and a man comes up to ask him something: Man: Those books, over there? Bernard: Yes, those are Charles Dickens, the collective works of Charles Dickens... Man: Are they real leather? Bernard: They're real Dickens... Man: They need to be real leather so that they match my couches...um, I'll give 200 Bernard: 200 what? Man: 200 pounds! Bernard: Are they leather pounds? Man: What? Bernard: They have to be leather bound pounds to match my wallet... Off a show (sorry, it's not that funny)
December 26, 200718 yr i've this one about christmas a little boy wrote to santa clause and he asked him" i want a sister" then the santa clause said "ok i want your mother" (i hope you'll not get it in the wrong way)
December 26, 200718 yr LOL, I get it now... Two ants are walking along and one says: OMG! What if we get squished... The other says: Look out!! The first ant says: What!?!!? The second ant says: Gotcha!! The first ant proceeds to punch the second ant and then accidentally jump off the edge of the oven That was totally random and...hardly funny...:P
December 26, 200718 yr Author why life is a complex?? hihi... ... because there is a real part and an imaginary part :laugh3: Brilliant one! :laugh3:
December 27, 200718 yr I'm like that! Ok here's a long one: A man (his name is Bernard) is sitting at a desk in his bookshop and a man comes up to ask him something: Man: Those books, over there? Bernard: Yes, those are Charles Dickens, the collective works of Charles Dickens... Man: Are they real leather? Bernard: They're real Dickens... Man: They need to be real leather so that they match my couches...um, I'll give 200 Bernard: 200 what? Man: 200 pounds! Bernard: Are they leather pounds? Man: What? Bernard: They have to be leather bound pounds to match my wallet... Off a show (sorry, it's not that funny) GASP!!! Black Books! Love that show, is very funny, although it possibly doesn't work so well written down! Since I've entered I may as well contribute a seasonal Christmas cracker classic; What did the inflatable teacher at the inflatable school say to the inflatable child caught holding a pin? You let me down, you let your friends down, you let your school down but most of all... you let yourself down. *Gets coat. Runs*
December 27, 200718 yr Corn-y! But pretty good! Umm.. I am bereft of humor right now.. my reft set sail without be.
December 27, 200718 yr oh thank you Miro :laugh3: btw you came back in the coldplaying, it's so good to see you here;)
December 27, 200718 yr i have one but in french it's more better so i give it in french and in english (with my translation:P, i hope you'll get it. btw the french version is more comprehensible and more funny) french version: "tu connais la blague de la chaise elle est pliante tu connais l'histoire du lit verticale elle est à dormir debout" english version: "do you know the joke of the chair it is folding and do you know the story of the vertical bed it is as sleeping standing" :D:laugh3::laugh3: i love this joke it is so funny
December 28, 200718 yr Lol, you told me that one a while ago Ahlem! Yay! A black books fan...and yes, sadly it is pretty lame when written down...(Dylan Moran best stand up act EVER) Edit: :dance: Don't let Ricky get you down, (get you down). Get, get rid of that frown(bye bye mr.frown yeah) :dance: I don't know if it's off a song...but it's cheesy enough to be a 70's song :dance:
December 28, 200718 yr Let me see... I was very bad a math, so one day I decided to cheat. I snuck into the teachers office and wrote all the answers on a shirt. I still failed the exam. I wore my history shirt instead... I got it out of a book, a very cheesy book :D BTW, I love the picture of Chris in you avatar!!
January 1, 200818 yr lol very funny Rachie i've this one:dozey: What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra? Hair that stands straight up on your head! it's not very funny
January 2, 200818 yr :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Haha, that reminds me of a football player in our country who was caught with Viagra...:lol: Here's another: Knock knock Who's there Me Really Yep Ok come in That one is random, but its a nice twist on those annoying Knock knock jokes..
January 2, 200818 yr So I suppose you have no ability to laugh do you Rick...or you just don't know what sarcasm is...
January 2, 200818 yr Don't worry, I have a bit of a temper... i love this joke it is so funny Is it? :confused: :\
January 2, 200818 yr You can ask my ex-boyfriend...the amount of spam mail he gets now is starting to overwhelm his mailbox :dozey:
January 2, 200818 yr I don't know, I've always wanted to tell that story...:laugh3: Anyhoo: "No one is willing to admit that wine has no taste" said one man "But you smoke a bigilion cigerattes a day, you have no taste" said his friend "And what is that!?!?!" says his friend as he points to something the man is eating "Its some kind of delicious biscuit" says the first man "It's a coaster!!" says his friend "Really? Are there any more?" says the first man Another one of Black books...again, not as funny when written out...:D
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