^Okay that was probaly worse than mine and mine was absolutes crap!!haha:laugh3:

you let me down:):veryangry:

Sorry!!

youre welcome

So are you???

???

Why do Slovene ski-jumpers at Planica jump only to 230 metres max.? Because otherwise they'd land in Italy.

 

 

If you open an umbrella in Ljubljana, be careful not to poke somebody's eye in Maribor! :D

 

:D

 

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude.

 

He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the

newspaper he was reading.

 

The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper,

mister?"

 

"A bird," the guy replied.

 

The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.

 

When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain.

 

When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know.

 

I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the

next thing I know is I'm here."

 

Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did

you do to that naked fellow?"

 

After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing!

 

I was playing with the bird and it spat on me, so I broke its neck,

cracked it's eggs, and set its nest on fire."

a littel bit childish but i like

 

:D

OFFICIAL JOKE THREAD

 

This thread is for funny (and tasteful) jokes. Ill start.

 

You can never say that sewing class is pointless.:D

:laugh4:

Hey rudy_o, you better be careful about that sewing class though.

 

Never invite them into your bubble, it will not end well. :(

dunno if i should say that but...

 

 

 

there's already a thread for jokes.

 

 

yeah, we don't need two threads for jokes I guess.

dunno if i should say that but...

 

 

 

there's already a thread for jokes.

 

 

if you didn't say it i wouldve

aww man, i didnt know. I never saw a joke thread....guess Ill go home now :cry:

c'mon i havent seen it either, just fire off some jokes

 

hmm what like

 

How do you say two twin policemen?

 

Copies :P:lol:

:embarassed:Hope you liked it

lol i got the joke :wacko: :P

 

here is the older 'jokes' thread. ;)

The sea that was turned into beer

 

Two guys are in a small boat, in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. One of them is very thirsty. They haven't got any bottle of water, nothing. They haven't drunk for days. Out of the blue, a genius appears and tells one of the guys he could only do one wish, but only one. The guy says "i'd like you to turn the sea into beer". So the genius turned the sea into beer. The other guy shouted to his friend "are you crazy ? From now on, I'll have to piss into the boat !" :lol:

Two guys are in a small boat, in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. One of them is very thirsty. They haven't got any bottle of water, nothing. They haven't drunk for days. Out of the blue, a genius appears and tells one of the guys he could only do one wish, but only one. The guy says "i'd like you to turn the sea into beer". So the genius turned the sea into beer. The other guy shouted to his friend "are you crazy ? From now on, I'll have to piss into the boat !" :lol:

 

Haha :laugh3:

A man walks in to his son's room and him masturbating. He said to his son "don't masturbate son, you'll go blind."

The son says, "i'm over here dad"

 

 

How do you get a nun pregnant?

 

 

you fuck her

 

^That ones a little obvious.

 

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

 

 

1, unless theyre either really stupid or just bad with lightbulbs.

ahahahah funny jokes guys

 

i've got this one, but it really happened to someone, it was on tunisian tv show

 

the presenter asked a man

" what can you wash with your hands"

the man says

" humm, my hands"

 

 

 

in fact it's a bit logical but still funny

^yeah logical. :P

 

our philosophy teacher put a joke on the class notes once.. and some of my mates didn't got it for the 'simple' it was :P

 

someone asks to Kant.

Do you speak english?

I Kant.

 

 

(the teacher told us that it was a true thing, and that it proved his bad english level..).

 

btw: what do you people had posted here, that the advert at the top says 'find your filipina beauty today!' :stunned: that's so shocking :uhoh:

really those adverts sometimes are a bit worrying :uhoh:

 

you ask your friend if you go into your moms room before school(or sisters)

If they say yes then you say... "why didnt you wake me?"