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My Date With ClearAsCrystal


Alan Partridge

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Heh no, Crystal, I'll fly to your wedding with my own wings.... 'cos I'm an angel, baby... :angel:

 

Shit, I have to buy wedding presents then :shifty: For you and Dan.... (Hope he's not that Dan who plays Harry Potter??)

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With Alan' date=' Crystal..... Maybe you don't love him but there'll be a wedding 'cos I [i']need[/i] to dance on the bar stand.

 

Don't worry Lera, there will be more dancing fun at our wedding than you could ever imagine. And we'll save a bar stand especially for you.

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I think it might be Texan for "darling"!!:P

 

 

what!? Ahhh..I won't even try to correct your dumbness.... :disappointed: too shameful

 

 

 

 

All I can say is...

 

...damn another beautiful female is already taken :(

 

 

:blush: :nice:

 

a nice attempt..just make sure the "taken"part is by the appropriate man!

 

*coughpoortrudgeisn'tamancough*

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you like being called by my boyfriend's name? :uhoh:

 

 

you should win for Pathetic Perv number one... I think you would win with just one vote: Mine.

 

Sam Malone told me you were gay anyways... :p

 

maybeh he will marry

your sorry ass :wacky:

 

Lol, Sam Malone knows The Partridges power over the ladies, but nice try. Atleast now your admitting that me and Sam Malone are not the same person..THANK YOU, It took u a while to get there but well done.

 

Dan

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hahaha the Sam Malone comment could have been a self confession through "his" character...sucker!

 

 

 

Please, you are crossing a line there, using my boyfriend's name as your own..that is really pathetic of you.

 

I think you should get up and clear the beer cans away from your desk, and change you disasterous ways! :shocked2:

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