ClearAsCrystal Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 How can we be sure "Dan" actually exists' date=' anyway??:rolleyes:[/quote'] it's your choice to believe it. Even if I posted a picture or something..some dummy would call out "photoshop" or some lame shit like that. In any case, the rest is private. Mark, remember, God doesn't love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearAsCrystal Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Can I call for a mod lock for this thread before it gets even more messier *shrugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Partridge Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 hahaha the Sam Malone comment could have been a self confession through "his" character...sucker! Please, you are crossing a line there, using my boyfriend's name as your own..that is really pathetic of you. I think you should get up and clear the beer cans away from your desk, and change you disasterous ways! :shocked2: I think your crossing the line by using "ClearAsCrstal" as your username, those are my favourite lyrics from a coldplay song so how dare you! It's no different from me using Dan. I'm sure there are lots of Alan's on this site but i don't hear them complaining? What's your problem? How do you know my real name is Dan? Your always saying i'm not really Alan so how do you know i'm not called Dan? Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Partridge Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 How can we be sure "Dan" actually exists' date=' anyway??:rolleyes:[/quote'] Excellent point MC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a few words Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 ropey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Partridge Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 that fat one up your assssss I find that really uncalled for. A Few Words only asking a polite question and surprise surprise you did what you do best and started attacked him with insults just as you do to others, really you need to grow up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Excellent point MC! Not only that, but you do realise that surface "excessive hatred" often conceals deep affection for the object of such, so I think you might be on a winner!!:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Partridge Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 Not only that' date=' but you do realise that surface "excessive hatred" often conceals deep affection for the object of such, so I think you might be on a winner!!:P[/quote'] Lol, that's the best post i've read all day, lol. Yeah it's like when your little and you always pick on the person you fancy. I think your right MC, another great observation, i think i've pulled! I need to start thinking about what to wear for my date! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Lol, that's the best post i've read all day, lol. Yeah it's like when your little and you always pick on the person you fancy. I think your right MC, another great observation, i think i've pulled! I need to start thinking about what to wear for my date! Might I suggest a lycra suit??:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Partridge Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 Good choice MC, but i'll be nervous on the date and when i'm nervous i sweat. And when lycra and sweat combine, it's not a pretty site, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Good choice MC' date=' but i'll be nervous on the date and when i'm nervous i sweat. And when lycra and sweat combine, it's not a pretty site, lol.[/quote'] But you never know, that might be a turn-on for "you-know-who"!!;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo Pin Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Dedicated to you-know-who :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Mods fix everything...lol! Useless trivia factoid for the day: Alan is Irish Gaelic for 'Harmony'!! Ironic, no??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyssa Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Dan is real. :rolleyes: like Herbert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Dedicated to you-know-who :wink3: That's the most disgusting thing I've seen on here for yonks. Shouldn't be allowed. One thing's for sure - he won't act so cocky once Rooney's dealt with him....................... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 That's the most disgusting thing I've seen on here for yonks. Shouldn't be allowed. One thing's for sure - he won't act so cocky once Rooney's dealt with him....................... ;) You still had to quote it again, didnt ya? :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo Pin Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 That's the most disgusting thing I've seen on here for yonks. Shouldn't be allowed. One thing's for sure - he won't act so cocky once Rooney's dealt with him....................... ;) I don't know...maybe he'll look hot snapped in two...lol! Either way, he's not invited to MY wedding...lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peng Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 is someone really dating in here???? wowwww!!!!..that's hot :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearAsCrystal Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 NO... Alan Poortrige is halucinating again :rolleyes: ^^ but I bet you're hot :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peng Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 i'm sure i'm not hot :embarassed: but i think you are :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo Pin Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Hmm... No' date=' thanks. I remembered that I'm engaged already :uneasy:[/quote'] so marek finally proposed to you? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peng Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 so marek finally proposed to you? :lol: Lera and Marek???? ummm...another couple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryujiki Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Ok I think I have to visit more the board cause I missed a lot of the things are happen here. With all my respect,Alan bugger off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearAsCrystal Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 i'm sure i'm not hot :embarassed: but i think you are :) :blush: thankies i dunno where you have seen me but thankies Ren: Marek and Lera! Oh hellz no! tee hee...it would be akward enough to televize!!!! Alfredo mi mero mero :kiss: ... yeah, you missed this guy named poortridge make a fool of hisself... :laugh1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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