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My Date With ClearAsCrystal

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Well i finally plucked up the courage to ask CleasAsCrystal out on a hot date and i'm ecstatic to say she answered my question with an overenthusiastic "YES ALAN, YES!"

 

I'm not supposed to tell people this as she wanted it to remain secret but i just couldn't contain my glee any longer.

 

So here is my question to all of you guy's.

 

What should i wear for our steaming hot date?

 

I'm nervous and i want to impress her as we have this connection, so i don't want to blow it. Your help would be much appreciated....I'm hoping by the end of the date we won't be wearing pretty much if you know what i'm saying?

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This topic is as funny as anything else you've done on here Alan. Thanks for keeping up that particular standard.

Whats up Alan and Reilly? See Alan is back and has the same great hair. I haven't been on hear for like a month. I'm at my grandparents house on dial-up on my day off from camp.

Briggsy, as you can see by this topic (And the sherman tank who posted it) we need and miss fine young posters like yourself.

 

Sheeet.

Anything excting happen here in the last month?

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Anything excting happen here in the last month?

 

I've not been on here in a long while myself Sniggirb but thank you for the great hair compliment and nice to see you back aswell.

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This topic is as funny as anything else you've done on here Alan. Thanks for keeping up that particular standard.

 

When i used to post on here before, i know it's been a while but i can't rememeber you? But you seem to be attacking me on every thread.

oh not again :lol:

Keeping one username this time? :sick:

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yeah ...i am so sure everyone believed your retarded plot.

 

 

Who's the pathetic loser now?

 

 

ALAN FUCKING PARTRIDGE.

 

 

 

Credit on a nice, but still pathetic try. :wink:

May I suggest a suit-jacket with tie from the waist up, and a lovely skirt from the waist down...thereby keeping the dual-personna myth alive on that hot date?

 

LOL!

Oh dear god, Crystal, how could you come down in the world so much? :laugh1:

Damn it, and I'm out of "world's best thread" cups :(

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this thread is hilarious :lol:

 

Thank you very much Ondes Martenot, that's much appreciated.

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So when's the wedding?:rolleyes:

 

Steady on there MC, we're just gonna take it slow for now and see what happens. But if that day every occurs, you'll be one of the first to know.

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already? and i haven't got any invitations yet crying.gif

 

Don't worry mate, if that day ever happens. I'll be sure to pop you an invitation in the post.

where will her boyfriend be at the wedding?

 

Serving the canapés!!:P

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