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David Hasselhoff will rape you!!!!!!

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True. There's far too much animosity and overt aggression on display. It's quite obvious that certain peeps are in serious need of some "chill" pills!!;)

 

That they do my friend, that they do! All i did on my return was start a thread saying "The Partridge is back" and straight away i was open to attack.

 

Just glad to see the good old friendly faces are still here like yourself and certain other people.

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So how many have you had??:P

 

Although you've banned me and cannot read my threads i am still going to say that even though we've had differences is the past i have to congratulate you on your chill pill post and hasselhoff thread. Any thread with the hoffster in it is a winner in my books.

Who you callin' old, old man??? :lol:

 

Anyways-I've signed few months back so I'm considered new...

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I'm allergic to chill pills.... :(

 

 

 

 

 

:uhoh:

Who you callin' old, old man??? :lol:

 

Anyways-I've signed few months back so I'm considered new...

 

I meant old in the sense of from the past when i used to post on here not in the sense of "old man".

 

I can't remember you from before when i used to post on here, i don't think we'd crossed paths in the past, but glad that we have met now because you are one of the good guy's.

Ungh...I was just joking,y'know :rolleyes: ...

 

Nice to meet you...

 

(btw-my name's Miro..and yours is Alan, I reckon?)

hasselhoff scares the living shit out of me. anyone seen him judge on america's got talent (which we have deficiency of)?!!? it's motherf*cking scary.

LOL!

 

I couldn't agree more...actually I could if I've actally seen it, but I'll take your word on it :D !

like seriously...after the whole baywatch thing with him running down the beach with his monster of a chest (i swear to god, it looks like he fucking pasted a shag rug on himself or something), i've been scared of him.

 

hey Myrrho2, what's your proper name? i hate when i'm reading posts but i don't know people's names :P

like seriously...after the whole baywatch thing with him running down the beach with his monster of a chest (i swear to god' date=' it looks like he fucking pasted a shag rug on himself or something), i've been scared of him.[/quote']

 

Agree :laugh3: !

That lover's nest of his is so...hot :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: ...

 

Me name's Miro. Nice to meet you - *enter your name here*

hahaha my name's Saiqa, nice to meet you too!

 

ahhhhhhhhhh the hoffinatorrrrrrr :uhoh2: :uhoh:

 

OMFG I JUST LOOKED UP PICTURES OF HIM AND THEY WERE NUDDIES!!!!! MY EYES OH GOD MY EYES!!!! :(:(:( :cry: :cry2:

OMG! Pour you!

 

I'm so sorry you had (?) to see that...but it was comin' sooner or later-

They say he's everywhere nowadays!

 

(Nice name...never heard of it)

hahaha my name's Saiqa, nice to meet you too!

 

ahhhhhhhhhh the hoffinatorrrrrrr :uhoh2: :uhoh:

 

OMFG I JUST LOOKED UP PICTURES OF HIM AND THEY WERE NUDDIES!!!!! MY EYES OH GOD MY EYES!!!! :(:(:( :cry: :cry2:

 

*checks profile, good old enough*

 

Poor you for seeing the Huff naked

 

*Gives Saiqa a Virtual Hug*

yeah, all of a sudden, the hoffinator just started popping up everywhaere and out of nowhere too. first, he's crying his eyes out at the american idol finale and now he's judging this show and making it into the tabloids in such. wtf?!?! i don't understand it.

 

miro-haha thanks! :P

dave-ahh thank you i needed that! the horror of seeing him....naked...:(:(

He does that, right... Just POPS. Out of nowhere...he's like a pop corn. Naked and salty.

oh GOD....that's funny yet absolutely revolting at the same time. he is NOT the man i would want to envision naked...and salty. nice comparison to the popcorn though ;)

 

they need a vomit smiley, because i definetely would've made good use of it.

oh GOD....that's funny yet absolutely revolting at the same time. he is NOT the man i would want to envision naked...and salty. nice comparison to the popcorn though ;)

 

they need a vomit smiley, because i definetely would've made good use of it.

 

He's making you :sick2:!

(this will do=)

oh GOD....that's funny yet absolutely revolting at the same time. he is NOT the man i would want to envision naked...and salty. nice comparison to the popcorn though ;)

 

they need a vomit smiley, because i definetely would've made good use of it.

 

I have seen a vomit smiley somewhere around today.

He's making you :sick2:!

(this will do=)

haha that will do quite nicely :P

once that guy made a show in chile.. one of the weirdest things ever

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Hasselhoff performs outside of Germany??? :stunned:

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