First, there was "Paul is dead." Then, there was "Elvis lives."

 

Now, it's "Where's Suri?"

 

Suri Holmes Cruise is now joining the ranks of Paul McCartney and Elvis Presley as the subject of wild and widespread conspiracy theories, with speculation having reached a fever pitch about whether this 3-month-old baby actually exists.

 

Tongues started wagging well before Suri's much-debated birth, when bloggers, along with the rest of the world, started to question the veracity of everything from daddy's fertility to mommy's state of mind to the effects of Scientology on their offspring.

 

Throughout it all, Tom Cruise has been enthusiastic to the point of scariness, Katie Holmes has been strangely silent - and the rumors have continued to multiply like bad sequels.

 

Then came Suri's birth on April 18, after which Cruise made several beaming speeches about his daughter's health and beauty and then ... nothing.

 

Neither Cruise nor Holmes has been much in the spotlight since, and pictures of the baby have yet to be splashed across every magazine, as has the offspring of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

 

We've already seen Moses (Martin, son of Gwyneth Paltrow), Kingston (Rossdale, Gwen Stefani's son) and Grier (Henchy, Brook Shields' daughter who was born the same day as Suri).

 

Of course, a new-kid-clam-up isn't new to Cruise, who successfully kept his two kids with former wife Nicole Kidman out of the limelight for years. Still, given the inordinately public nature of the Cruise-Holmes courtship, there's nothing left to say but, "What gives?"

 

Here's a roundup of what other celebrity watchers are saying and blogging:

 

- Us Weekly: This magazine has been featuring a countdown on its Web site, tallying the days and minutes that we've been living a Suri-less existence. The rumor is that no one was willing to meet the alleged $3 million starting price for photos.

 

- Pink Is The New Blog: This blogger said Holmes had been faking the appearance of pregnancy via a large pillow or, perhaps, a beach ball.

 

- Perez Hilton: This saucy blog muses that Holmes has been brainwashed and kept prisoner by Cruise and his Scientology buddies. It also said that her baby is an alien.

 

- Jossip: The word here is that Suri is as fake as George Hamilton's tan, and that if she really does exist, Cruise is the father as much as Michael Jackson begat his little Prince.

 

- D-Listed: This potty-mouthed blogger believes that Suri is a figment of Cruise's imagination or is actually just a Starbucks cup - the only thing Holmes has been seen cradling.

 

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I guess this post belongs to a different section, right? :P

 

Anyway, I think this whole drama about Suri Cruise is EXACTLY what Tom Cruise wants. It has been confirmed by Wire Images that Cruise wanted a certain amount for the photos which they didn't want to pay as the whole amount was supposed to go to Scientology and no magazine or photo agency wants to do that. Anyway, now that we haven't seen the Cruise baby since her birth 4 months ago, people start talking about it again and the prize gets higher and higher - and that's exactly what freaky Tom wanted :P

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Who care about seeing their kid? The media is acting stupid about it.

I saw this on TV...and it sounds logical. I think they faked it...Tom Cruise was acting all wierd and Katie...well,she's young =)

Yes, Tom Cruise has throughly convinced me that he would and could fake Katie's pregnancy.

BUT I think I can survive and live my life WITHOUT ever seeing the kid.

It's not pressing of an issue. :rolleyes::lol:

ha, for all we know, i bet there isn't even a baby. haven't you guys seen those pictures of katie holmes in the last weeks of her pregnancy? she looked abnormally large and her stomach looked so fake.

hehe....creepy..

i agree with Perez Hilton :rolleyes:

The baby exists. Just because we haven't seen the kid it doesn't mean crap. The media will make people believe anything. Oh Tom Cruise is a freak, he's freaky...she's freaky, scientology...freak...oh so their baby was all a hoax.

 

No one saw his two other kids until they were toddlers. But there was none of this 'they don't exist!' crap then because at the time everyone still thought he was hot shit.

 

- Perez Hilton: This saucy blog muses that Holmes has been brainwashed and kept prisoner by Cruise and his Scientology buddies. It also said that her baby is an alien.

 

 

HAHAH my thoughts exactly since the start of TomKat! :laugh3:

Tom Cruise is such a tool. I do think there's a baby though. They could never get away with faking a child lol.

The baby exists. Just because we haven't seen the kid it doesn't mean crap. The media will make people believe anything. Oh Tom Cruise is a freak, he's freaky...she's freaky, scientology...freak...oh so their baby was all a hoax.

 

No one saw his two other kids until they were toddlers. But there was none of this 'they don't exist!' crap then because at the time everyone still thought he was hot shit.

 

yeah but that was before the whole Scientology craze ;-)

and the fact that people think he brainwashed Katie Holmes.

^ Tom Cruise was already with Scientology when his two other kids were born.. The only reason why people are going crazy is the fact that he was THAT public with Katie Holmes and now everyone's wondering why he isn't that public with his kid as well.. But Scientology is strict with raising children, it's something intimate for them, that's why he doesn't want to show Suri too soon, just like he didn't show his other kids when they were little.

This is what someone on another gossip site said..."In this time though while they are hiding, they can find another "adoptee" baby to replace the nonexistant one!" :uhoh:

i seriously think that the kid is a mutant, that's why TomKat don't want anybody to see her. the Scientology must've gotten to her...

The Hills Have Eyes... Wide Shut

The Hills Have Eyes... Wide Shut

 

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No one saw his two other kids until they were toddlers. But there was none of this 'they don't exist!' crap then because at the time everyone still thought he was hot shit.

No there's pics of them as infants, but pap photos, not professional shoots. It's a little odd that no one has seen Suri but who cares really.. and why in the world is this in the Coldplay section? :confused:

It's obvious. Shortly after birth, the baby was whisked away by spaceship!!:rolleyes:

the weirdest part though is that their friends keep asking to come over and they keep saying "oh, no, you can't come over"

and crap like that.

just thought I'd toss it in :-D