And coming in at number 9 is............Chris Martin!

 

"It's not his posh background. It's not that he went to college. It's not that he played field hockey there. It's not his teetotalling or the fact he was a virgin until 22. (OK, it's a little of that.) What really makes Chris Martin so drippy are those needy, apologetic tunes: He begs, he pleads, he crumbles, he crawls, he's lost, he's scared, he's sorry and he misses you. Plus: He plays a girl's instrument. Wussiest Moment: Being derided as “a bit wimpy” by noted ruffian Charlotte Church."

 

And Micheal Bolton is not even on the list! :lol:

 

http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?ID=1990

we love to coldplay and chris because he is like that, his music reflects the human condition, the human element in a manner that no other band can and in a manner that reflects my life and who i am. If he is a wuss, then I'm a wuss right along with him, he's a hero in my book and coldplay brings me so much happiness every day. I can give a flying fuck what anyone says about coldplay i get shit about liking them every single day it just doesnt matter. I'm so happy and lucky to be a coldplay fan. the x&y tour is over now; i've spent about 600 dollars on coldplay the past 18 months and it was all worth it; hours upon hours spent on the forum and listening to their music, seeing coldplay 4 times in a one week period after waiting 6 years, thats how much coldplay means to me, it truly can't be described. From the very beginning they've been described as "music for bedwetters" who cares what some stupid, ignorant music journalist says. All that matters is what you think and the happiness coldplay brings you not what anyone else says and the memories that their music brings you. i'm happy being a wuss cause i know who i am and i like coldplay cause their not popular; popularity is stupid.

U SAID IT!!!

Aww, I love that Chris seems sensitive, their music isn't for wussies, lol.

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=32587

or the fact he was a virgin until 22.

 

Really? I did not know this!

At least he's happy.:)

the fact that hes sensitive "he begs, he pleads, he crumbles, he crawls, he's lost, he's scared, he's sorry and he misses you" makes me love him even more. i have a thing for sensitive guys. if they were more macho, i dont think their music would be as good and the lyrics would be worse and i dont think id love them as much as i do as a result.

 

rock on, ifeellowohno

I don't think he's overly sensitive, I just think he's able to express sensitivity more. =D

and Blender wishes they were making half as much money as Coldplay is.... with the same number of fans that read their crap.

And, also, they OBVIOUSLY haven't heard The Chris Martin Song (which wasn't written by me *cough*) >_>