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while I am:

 

1) Enjoying the sun

2) Drinking beer

3) Having a barbeque

4) Having a chinwag with the neighbours

5) Taking a chill pill

 

As Peter Kay would say: Gaaaaarlic Bread? Gaaaaaaaaaarlic BREAD?

 

clink clink

 

Ciao :P

lol!!! aww LUCK YOU Ian...can you save us some yummy steaks?? :D

u dont know peter kay!!! :o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:shrug:

mmmmmm garlic bread for the olive garden mmmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmm l wish real food!! lol...and olive gardenmmmm hey, s where are the olive gardens in t.o??? there isnt one in oakville!! :cry:

AWESOME!!! You deserve it!!!......ENJOY!!! ........ :D

mmmmmmmmmm l wish real food!! lol...and olive gardenmmmm hey' date=' s where are the olive gardens in t.o??? there isnt one in oakville!! :cry:[/quote']

 

There used to be one near I live but all of the Olive Gardens in Canada closed cos they weren't making enough money :(

while I am:

 

1) Enjoying the sun

2) Drinking beer

3) Having a barbeque

4) Having a chinwag with the neighbours

5) Taking a chill pill

 

As Peter Kay would say: Gaaaaarlic Bread? Gaaaaaaaaaarlic BREAD?

 

clink clink

 

Ciao :P

 

 

talking of peter kay...something gor your amusement... :D

 

>Peter Kay Gags

>

>I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to

>arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

>

>Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in

>the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your

>kayak and heat it.

>

>So I said "Do you want a game of Darts?", he said "OK then", I said

>"Nearest to bull starts". He said "Baa", I said "Moo", he said "You're

>closest".

>

>You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the

>night before and shoot the fox.

>

>The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I

>said "Did you get my drift?".

>

>So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a

>complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled

>onions".

>

>I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought "he's trying to pull a

>fast one".

>

>So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said

>"Eurostar?".I said "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".

>

>So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?". He

>said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".

>

>But I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack

>myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

>

>So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and

>there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

>

>He said "You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take that as a

>condiment".

>

>So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I

>said "Are you two an item?".

>

>So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I

>thought "That's a turtle disaster".

>

>A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in

>the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an

>hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

>"But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said "I can't

>stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

 

:lol:

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