:lol: :P i got my eye on someone

hahaah tell me about it! oh well..im thinking this year will change. me losing weight and entering the party scene at my school and my lady's man friends are gonna help me get laid..hahaha :lol: they want me to find a freshman chick to have sex with..becuase i look like a freshman and so they think ill have a better chance at that then getting a older girl who will want to do someone older looking..

 

how did it go? :P

I havent even knew we have such thread :)

Yes I did have sex tonight thank you please. That was at about 2:30am and she was so crap at it.

 

Honestly, you see these girls on Sex and the City and shit, making fun of guy's little winkies and poor performance BLAH BLAH BLAH, and the truth is, 99% of the time most women sit there like cold fucking turkeys! Its pathetic, they expect to be pleased, and its fucking pathetic.

 

Yes Im drunk.

Ha Reilly you have some problems with alchohol,ha?Just like my parents :/

I dont really have a problem with alcahol, everyone seems to think I have a problem on here because I've been drunk a lot this week but ITS MY BIRTHDAY WEEK for crying out loud, and I'm not going to give a damn.

 

Ive been drunk about 9 days in a row now, and I'm not proud of that, but I am proud of the fact I made the most out of my birthday, still got to all my classes AND work, and still had a great fucking birthday week.

 

Yesterday about 200 people sang happy birthday to my drunk ass, and it was great. Tonight I got in a fight, and as bad as I feel for basically killing 2 people, it was great too.

 

Sorry about your parents.

Oh it's ok,Happy birthday once more,man,be happy ;)

I am! Very happy. Except for the fight, dont feel good about that.

 

But my birthday is officially over tonight, but thanks anyway for the greetings.

 

I need to get back to class tomorow. hehehehehe

I have to go to school,but I'm gonna miss it.I fucked up classes for three days

Good luck with that valery ;)

 

You wouldnt believe how long it takes me to type legibly in this state.

Oh I cant even imagine,but you're very good at it :) I think I'd better go now cause I have to go to the cinema.Brokeback Mountain,btw ;)

Haha fantastic, have fun.

If you want to calm those butterflies before you stand in front of a large audience to give a speech, have sex before you hit the stage. According to a study from the University of Paisley in Scotland, having sexual intercourse before public speaking is the best way to calm nerves and ease stage fright, reports New Scientist.

happy birthday week ... reily

:lol: :P i got my eye on someone

 

hmm i dont even remember that someone who i had my eye on that fine december... :( i shall have to wrack my brains...

 

 

hmm reilly, maybe she had a bit much to drink and was too tired for it... lol :D

 

so nick... any development? :P

 

 

...oh wait, i think i know who it might be... but no, it couldnt be him, though i felt an attraction to him, he was my good friends ex and i told myself i wouldnt bother...

argh, i shall continue wracking my brains :rolleyes:

Thanks Daryl. Hehe there was a thread somewhere.

 

Haha maybe she was Bonnie, but some girls are just annoying like that. She doesnt drink, and didnt seem tired before hand, so hmmm...

:lol: maybe its you :lol:

Bonabon! sex me up :kiss: :blush:

:evil:

opps :embarrased:

wanna do it Lera? :sneaky:

I'm jealous :disappointed:

*hugs valerie an sings her a muse song* :kiss:

Ahh...What can I do against it? :kiss:

u can hug me back :P :kiss: