crests...uh...

mine is very small.

 

micropenis?

crests, i thought you were a girl

:dead: are you guys serious??

:lol:

 

I don't think mine exists actually.

I wouldn't be surprised if crests had a tiny dick.

good. hey ivet!

I am a girl :lol:

 

I was joking.

 

edit: or serious becuause none=very small

josh, crests is a girl...i think :uhoh2:

 

EDIT- :dance:

Your parents gave you permission to tell people you're a girl?

:lol: yes.

:rolleyes:

Talk Sex[/url]? Very informative, and it looks like the website has a lot of info, too!

 

edit: Oh you did NOT just call me "OLDY" :o Someone with a little experience drops in the sex thread and you're gonna insult her away? ;)

 

 

Never been to the website but I have seen the show. LOL!! That old woman is funny at times. The way she explain things can make you laugh that you'll fall off the couch. Of course, her little dolls in the background that she uses to demonstrate positions and her sex toy demonstrations (well not exactly) can also make you laugh.

sex.

HI TRACY!!!!!

Hey Tracy when is our date?

:lol: hey tracy!

Our date??? I don't know. Are you going to supply the drink Sex on the Beach?

 

Hi y'all!!

Nathan says:

*penis

(*) Quickbot says:

*that kind of subject does not interest me.

Nathan says:

*why not

(*) Quickbot says:

*i am more interested in robots. :)

Nathan says:

*robots have penises

(*) Quickbot says:

*what makes you think I have penises?

Nathan says:

*because you raped me in the bum

(*) Quickbot says:

*that makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me: .

i was watching the today show this morning, and they had this perfume called Sex on the Beach. they said it smelled good too :lol: HOW IRONIC!

Nathan says:

*penis

(*) Quickbot says:

*that kind of subject does not interest me.

Nathan says:

*why not

(*) Quickbot says:

*i am more interested in robots. :)

Nathan says:

*robots have penises

(*) Quickbot says:

*what makes you think I have penises?

Nathan says:

*because you raped me in the bum

(*) Quickbot says:

*that makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me: .

 

:clap: i loved it.

sex on the beach smells and tastes good :blush:

Nathan says:

*penis

(*) Quickbot says:

*that kind of subject does not interest me.

Nathan says:

*why not

(*) Quickbot says:

*i am more interested in robots. :)

Nathan says:

*robots have penises

(*) Quickbot says:

*what makes you think I have penises?

Nathan says:

*because you raped me in the bum

(*) Quickbot says:

*that makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me: .

 

You're chatting with a bot? Get on AIM, dammit. Paul left me and now I've only got you and Josh.

Our date??? I don't know. Are you going to supply the drink Sex on the Beach?

 

Hi y'all!!

 

WTF I thought you didn't want to get drunk because your performance would suck.

 

MAKE UP YOUR MIND

You're chatting with a bot? Get on AIM, dammit. Paul left me and now I've only got you and Josh.

 

Haha yes, that's how bored I am, what is your AIM? I think I have to add you on my pidgin version