especially when you're doing it with nellie ;) :P

ive never done it with her before..hmm

when you are doing what? :thinking:

Sex is something I have been starved of for a very long time... but think about all time time !

Nellie denies having sex with me :P

:o

:P :P :P

:stunned:

 

sex question of the day....

 

 

 

 

would you ever consider bringing 'food' into the 'equation' as part of the 'act'??

eidits to bad to post...

 

cheeses cakes or tuna fish

thats disgusting!!! :sick:

 

I was thinking more along the lines of feeding one another and such.... :sick:

would you ever considr bringing 'food' into the 'equation' as part of the 'act'??

 

Cucumbers?? :lol:

was that was I saying a a liquid diet... :sneaky:

was that was I saying a a liquid diet... :sneaky:

 

:sick:

I cant be that bad.... !

thats disgusting!!!

 

I was thinking more along the lines of feeding one another and such....

 

Feeding WHAT?? :P

:rolleyes: aye ya yae... forget it!! :P

Cheese Cakes !

Just when it was starting to get interesting.............................. :( :P

ok... I like grapes... so I would feed my man grapes.. then place them strategically on my favorite places on him.. and eat them off him like that.... but Mr Kessler likes oranges.. so I need to work something out there... havent fully though it through.. :lol:

Mr. Kessler?? :huh:

this is good

 

) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

9) Everyone who has just read no.5 has just typed it into a calculator.

10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!

22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

24) You never ever run out of salt.

25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

34) Bricks are horrible to carry.

35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

Mr. Kessler?? :huh:

 

 

yes... Mr Kessler.... :P ^ :wink3:

he has spots !

strawberries n cream..mmmm

he has spots !

 

:rolleyes: they are called beauty marks.. or birthmarks... I have them too! :angry:

 

he's hella-fine.. !