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Mugged by a hobo

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I got mugged last night by some hobo with a giant wrench.

 

So have you guys ever been mugged before?

Really???

 

No I haven't but I wouldve been scared sh**less!

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

 

You loser.

well... i had some money and my cellphone stolen from me about a month ago

 

read back to thread "why do bad things happen to good ppl?" ;) lol

ive never been mugged before, you should be more carefull

You were mugged! OH, how terrible!

I've never been mugged but I've had things stolen many times before. :( Not the best feeling in the world

Same...I've had LOTS of stuff stolen in school...but I've never been mugged...yet.

Holy shit, Nick! THat sucks!

 

I had a guy try to mug me in Toronto once, but I was wearing 4 inch stiletto heels, and a properly place kick to the anatomy ended the problem...sorry you guys had to read that, but it was self-deffense!!

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

 

You loser.

 

Ooooh....harsh. :\

Mugged with a wrench !!!

 

i guess he must have been a spannerard

 

:)

Mugged with a wrench !!!

 

i guess he must have been a spannerard

 

:)

He might have bee Fwrench, too...but either way, I sure wouldn't monkey with him...lol!

I got pick pocketed the over the weekend, whilst very drunk. They got my wallet :sad2:

Disclaimer: Kids, getting drunk is not big or clever

Never been mugged.

 

 

No one dares to mess with me, biatch. :smug: No one I know, at least, cuz they know I carry pepper spray, occasionally a knife, and I have some basic self-defense skills.

 

You should take brazillian jiu-jitsu or something.

 

Teach that hobo a lesson, haha.

Well I've had a break in before..

dude that sucks ALOT.

 

if anyone were to ever try and harm me, i would bite them.

 

hard.

Biting is good.

 

So is pinching (at the biceps it really hurts), elbowing the nose (it makes the attacker's eyes water uncontrollably), kicking the groin (do I need to explain that?)...

 

After hitting someone in the nose and kicking their nuts (if they have any), it's easy to make a get away. :)

Haha, you're welcome. :smug:

 

Uh, I knew this guy that was really into self-defense... haha.

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:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

 

You loser.

 

Im gonna laugh my ass off when you get robbed or shot.:laugh3:

Yeah, that was a bit harsh.

 

I was just imagining what your parents said: "Where's your wallet?"

"I was mugged by a hobo with a big wrench."

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I havent and wont tell my parents, they have anxiety issues, it would just make them more crazy

 

Sam, you know i was joking about that right? i would cry if you got shot.

I'd cry if I got shot. Ow.

 

Actually, I'd probably been in such shock that I'd just be unconscious shortly after.

 

/end random interjection

 

Hobos are freaky sometimes. I was walking by this one guy in Los Angeles and all of a sudden he went crazy--"YOU RICH SON OF A BITCHES ARE ALL GOING TO HELL. YOU WON'T GIVE A HOMELESS MAN ANYTHING? [points to bag on his back] 28 YEARS AND THIS IS ALL I'VE GOT! FUCK YOU ALL!"

 

You can imagine that I started walking quite briskly.

 

Oh yeah, and there was this crazy hobo in San Fransisco at a gas station I was at--we were in our car and he started storming around the gas station saying "I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!".

 

I locked my door.

Haha, yeahhh... at least I haven't been attacked by one! :)

 

...yet. :uhoh:

 

Ah well--I think I'll be able to fight off (or at least run away from) a hobo... maybe not a hobo with a wrench, but a hobo...

homeless ppl here are really do no harm. U can go on this street and youll hardly notice them...

theres always this one guy beside the central bus station that "plays a keyboard". He has this electronic keyboard that he got somehow, and he puts the demo music on and pretends to play... its quite funny

and this guy we know that always starts scaring u with his tip glass.. so we watch out for him

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