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chris is so funny

DONTPANICgirl
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chris is a really funny guy some of the comments he makes are hilarious(note the signature.. :D )

When I saw him in concert,he was so funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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i know dude he was all like "just pretend like im justin timberlake asking you to sing"i was like "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

:-D chris is fine w/me!! and during everythings not lost he was talking about his hair"i cut my own fringe and it looks pretty stupid on those screens up there/i think i need another haircut" :D

When I first read this line "I might sing like a girl, but I fight like a man" I thought of something funny.. I posted in the other forum... :roll: Can't remember what it was...

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me eother its also really great bc its a free show!! woohoo!! :D

lol even better yeah! have fun :D and lemme know how it was ok? :D

i know dude he was all like "just pretend like im justin timberlake asking you to sing"i was like "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

:-D chris is fine w/me!! and during everythings not lost he was talking about his hair"i cut my own fringe and it looks pretty stupid on those screens up there/i think i need another haircut" :D

i love when ppl change the lyrics... especially chris... he always makes them funny! :lol:
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So guys whats the most funny thing you've ever heard/know of Chris Martin saying? (Theres many so I know its hard to choose!)

 

:shrug: I dunno - it is hard to choose. If anyone has the NME christmas addition *Dec 2002* theres some really really funny quotes in there! :) *laughs to herself* The pics are brill too!

another example ( i luf it :D ) : i was at a festval this friday (YYYYAAAAYYYY!!!) and he sang in arobtth: "Oh, Seann Paúl is gonna buy this place and burn it down" ROFL!!!

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