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I do not want her Spider in my bed or in my head, killed me............... :disappointed:

 

to be more logic honest I'll put everybody in my bed is easier boys/girls .... you be the first guests.

 

 

 

 

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Excuse me, but what the heck is your problem with Agnete, Lory? So much hate toward some girl you don't even know, just because she's Jonas' girlfriend? And no, please don't blame her for your friend's death -- Of course it's very sad, and I truly am sorry she died -- but you should blame the fashion industry and media for promoting eating disorders, not one single model. And plus you never know, she could just be naturally slender....So please, stop posting her pictures everywhere and writing all this stuff about her. Jonas' personal life is none of our business anyways.

or you made the promotion for this girl? or you want to go to bed with Jonas?

the others want to go in bed not in bet of Jonas

you said that the ex? girlfriend of Jonas is a fanatic if I understood.

 

my death with this girl in my face ? my friend is still alive .

 

Jonas has to choose or her life his girl or me life is my soul is anorexic or boulimic . not have much time is Johan said fall in a horrible fact :

 

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3JowljI7oI]YouTube - The Storm - Drops In The Ocean[/ame]

 

Jonas' personal life is none of our business anyways.

 

my personal life with Jonas is a business in internet O.O

 

I can be a groupie for everyone. for him when him has a need I'm here . personal conversation online.

 

yes is Apparatjik facebook is great I am his groupie and him have a gf respectable in real life .

 

I'm a simple object for all men on internet .

 

who love me ?

not stop we talk about my family.......

 

 

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my bike now, i run run... orange my bike orange my shoes orange

 

I am also a farmer double.setting. in Italy.

 

 

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well I am a mutant humanoide double face...........

 

 

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you want to see my photo .

Thank you pwahahaha for speaking out loud. I've had it as well.

 

Dear Lory, the eating disorder people have are NOT Agnete's or any model's fault. Neither is it the fault of people with the eating disorder (someone very close to me is suffering from it, so I kind of know how horrible it is to have a close one - and she is very very very dear to me - suffering from it. Yet she never blamed skinny people for her problems).

Jonas has to choose or her life or me life my soul is anorexic or boulimic .
No. He has already chosen. He chose Agnete. Let them be, just please, just accept it and move on.

or you made the promotion for this girl? or you want to go to bed with Jonas?

the others want to go in bed not in bet of Jonas

you said that the ex girlfriend of Jonas is a fanatic if I understood.

Just because she's defending Agnete, doesn't mean that she wants to go to bed with Jonas. And she never said that Jonas' ex girlfriend is a fanatic, I don't think that you understood what she was saying. I think that she is just trying to say that you should stop being obsessed with Agnete. I agree with her. Not just for us, but mostly for yourself! Don't you see that you are torturing yourself with this obsession? Do yourself a favor. And if you simply can't, then please try not to talk negative about her in the open (internet/forums etc.) because you don't know her at all and there's no way that she deserves that. I can imagine that because she's Jonas' gf she already has to put up with so much crap.

 

 

and what on earth does Morten Harket have to do with this? :thinking:

luckily my head in place and that everyone knows what I mean,

 

I do not know why people waste time playing with me like playing with a poor fat dog ?

 

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and what on earth does Morten Harket have to do with this? :thinking:

 

 

you can ask to John Ratcliff for my mental health is normal

 

 

but I'll talk about the reality now .

 

 

 

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwH0CHmW1o]YouTube - Morten Harket A-ha interview on German TV 28.07.10[/ame]

 

friend fan of A-ha said :

Love the way Morten answers the question about whether he would call Magne and Paul friends with "What is a friendship?" and "we are partners in a response to music".

 

Then at around 4 mins in the interviewer starts talking about herself as a fan and how Morten won't remember the deep eye-contact that they shared - Morten actually looks embarassed!

 

Interesting the way he talks about fans.

 

Gosh, the questions are very open and difficult to answer in a short interview e.g. "who are you". I don't know how Morten has the patience to bother answering them!

 

I think the comments about spending time with his daughter hit a bit of a nerve! I bet words were shared when he went back home and saw Tomine again, if she's seen the interview!

 

The interviewer mentions that Morten has 5 children and Morten says "in Norway" with a smile, jokingly insinuating he may have more children elsewhere, but the interviewer completely misses the joke :)

 

Although the interviewer giggles rather a lot and makes me feel embarrassed for Morten whilst watching it, she does somehow end up getting down to some interesting stuff that reveals quite a lot about the man I think :) I've always wanted to ask him how he manages to spend any time with his three families!

 

Morten has chosen his assistante is his career . because really wanted.

but in his eyes is an unhappy tired man, made a mix with his family and business.

the worst is knowing that her fifth child does not exist. (rent for busness showbise) his life a big room. theater

 

 

I do not want it to end in this way... :-(

 

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmPkW4G1msA]YouTube - Jonas Bjerre - Panda Syndromet (With Lyrics!)[/ame]

 

boulimic chocolate my home pink . ( and the house where I live is really pink)

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDojDLRFKZ0]YouTube - Then I Run Music Video[/ame]

 

 

And if you simply can't, then please try not to talk negative about her in the open (internet/forums etc.) because you don't know her at all and there's no way that she deserves that. I can imagine that because she's Jonas' gf she already has to put up with so much crap.

 

I know put my crap on me is more easy . because for Miss Universe supermodel fashion is untouchable.

 

respect ?

 

a quote of fan mew honest

Can we not get into the whole Agnette thing?

MORTEN HARKET OVERLOAD

 

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Bummer! I don't know why it doesn't work for you, Paula. It works for me and others :S

 

Ah yes, pic spam. Note: these pictures haven't been posted elsewhere! (They didn't make it on mewx.info)

 

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I love this one. The mist that show was so nice and Jonas' smile on here is just so ... he looks so happy :)

 

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We were making bubbles :)

Some must have hated us for it. I know they did, hahaha!

 

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This show, that evening have left me with such a great memories :}

 

Take/steal pictures as you please and jerk off if the need is there, some say it's healthy :P

 

Are these from the Odense show?

or you made the promotion for this girl? or you want to go to bed with Jonas?

the others want to go in bed not in bet of Jonas

you said that the ex? girlfriend of Jonas is a fanatic if I understood.

 

I do not understand your post.

Just because I am defending her does not mean I want to go to bed with Jonas. I don't know where you got that. Second, I had never even mentioned any ex-girlfriend of Jonas anywhere in my post.

 

my death with this girl in my face ? my friend is still alive .

 

Jonas has to choose or her life his girl or me life is my soul is anorexic or boulimic . not have much time is Johan said fall in a horrible fact :

 

 

 

I'm not sure if I understood this correctly either. Jonas has already chosen her. You have nothing to do with them. Just stop thinking and being bothered about them and try to be happy for once. Stop letting this obsession get to you, because there are so many other things in life! Seriously, all this is doing for you is taking over your life. It's making you feel so much worse and unhappy. Plus it's horrible to talk crap on some poor girl you don't even know. Before you've posted lots of negative stuff about Agnete everywhere -- here and at Mewsite, even on Youtube too. So please, just leave them alone. It has nothing to do with us, really -- we're just strangers -- but it's for your own good.

 

 

luckily my head in place and that everyone knows what I mean,

 

I do not know why people waste time playing with me like playing with a poor fat dog ?

 

 

No one is playing with you, Lory. Please don't be offended, but this is just unreasonable.

 

And what do Morten Harket and Johan even have to do with this? And Miss Universe?

my personal life with Jonas is a business in internet O.O

 

I can be a groupie for everyone. for him when him has a need I'm here . personal conversation online.

 

yes is Apparatjik facebook is great I am his groupie and him have a gf respectable in real life .

 

I'm a simple object for all men on internet .

 

who love me ?

 

...What the hell?

 

Oh, and thank you Kim.

LOLOLOL

 

This thread. Is this how it is everyday in here now?

 

I'm sorry for you girls :facepalm:

 

 

 

 

 

Have some pretty black and white J-man :cool:

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I do not understand your post.

Just because I am defending her does not mean I want to go to bed with Jonas. I don't know where you got that. Second, I had never even mentioned any ex-girlfriend of Jonas anywhere in my post.

 

 

 

I'm not sure if I understood this correctly either. Jonas has already chosen her. You have nothing to do with them. Just stop thinking and being bothered about them and try to be happy for once. Stop letting this obsession get to you, because there are so many other things in life! Seriously, all this is doing for you is taking over your life. It's making you feel so much worse and unhappy. Plus it's horrible to talk crap on some poor girl you don't even know. Before you've posted lots of negative stuff about Agnete everywhere -- here and at Mewsite, even on Youtube too. So please, just leave them alone. It has nothing to do with us, really -- we're just strangers -- but it's for your own good.

 

 

 

 

No one is playing with you, Lory. Please don't be offended, but this is just unreasonable.

 

And what do Morten Harket and Johan even have to do with this? And Miss Universe?

 

 

 

 

is another way of being beaten psychological brainwashing by all

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No it's not. As she says, don't be offended and no one is playing with you here. We're all honest people. Things might get lost in translation for you, but please if you don't understand what's said, then don't immediately think the worst of it. We want you to be happy. Really.

 

PS. Pwahahaha, I think that she means Agnete by Miss Universe.

 

PSS. chienorange, Yes, those pictures were made in Odense :D

:facepalm: oh. my. god.

 

Lory, PLEASE please please please leave Agnete alone.

This is the MEW thread, we want lots of lovely pictures of MEW, not pics of fat dogs and skinny models. Thank you.

 

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yes I am a dog for everyone, now is a confimation. not Agnete alone have Jonas .

but me alone really .

 

because I am not more on Apparatjik facebook in time of groupie or fan nor facebook Mew groupie or fan is that officially. no longer part of anything.

 

I am a member of Coldplay? and that people will adopt me here? :thinking: but it's is as A-ha Coldplay . so I do not know is Chris Coldplay and his wife famous .

 

 

and I am no longer from part of Mew fans neither the music . nor life.

 

So I'm part of what community?

 

 

I imagine that Jonas has chosen his Danish girlfriend because he loves her not the groupie. I think I spoke badly of his supermodel girlfriend Danish.

 

I stay only here and wait I do not know what.'s all empty like a "?"

 

from part of Mew yet ? any communication is as dead .

JUST SHUT IT. This is starting to get really annoying.

 

You know, if you stopped talking about "Jonas girlfriend Danish" all the time you'd be accepted anywhere. :botoxlips:

I do not know dear Tammi

I am not in Mew if I am no more accepted.

 

I have no explanation but the first thing I think is that I was ejected from Apparatjik and mew is a negative and fault. or is just a problem of facebook site .

 

but the communication was broken. it's called someone to abandon his misfortune. I even did a story on depression, is not to play.

 

I am in coldplaying is the fans of Coldplay and I am accepted here. they support me here as a fan. this is as the friends support not know .

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