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its official...I AM RETARDED

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I had an eye exam and they pput those drops in to dialate ur pupils to exam ur retina and blah blah blha..well I had to go to school to update some things before they dropped me...I got up there and I couldnt read a damn thing or look at any bright lights..so I told my ride to stay in the car (silly silly silly)...going out..I saw doors and thought ahh exit...DUMB RETARDED ME...open the emergency exit doors!!!!!! The emergency alarm was set off all over campus...I just shoot my ass out the next door hopped in the car ...and took offf......

:lol:

 

I hate having my eyes tested it scares me seriously. I hate it when they shine a light into your eyes, and you see all the veins and stuff :cry:

i know and they like put these drops in ur eyes.... *shudders*

oh my god lois hahahha :D

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ouu and the nurse who had to measure my eyes had a lazy eye...so I had keep myself from laughing when she'd say now..look at my left eye

oh mrs fig....you needn't have gone through all that to find out...

 

you could always have asked ;)

i've never been to the eye doctor. i really got to get around to getting a check up.

 

and lol @ your story. as embarrassing as that may have been, it still makes a fun memory! the perfect crime....:)

getting those drops make you look like you're shocked all the time :shock:

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