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YO WHAT UP

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fo shizzle ma nizzle its the j e double wizzle ;)

 

 

 

ok... that was retarded.

Does anybody watch Snoop Dogg's Fizzle Televizzle?? is that what it's called? :lol:

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It sickens me to think Coldplay have fans like that.

 

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LISTEN TO DIS GUY

YO U GOT BEEF NGGA?

WHO THE FUCK IS YOU TO TALK LIKE DIS U FAGGOT

SPEAK ONLY WHEN I TAKE MY DICK OFF YA MOUTH YOU COCKSUCKER

 

IT'S ABOUT BEING OPENMINDED...

OBVIOUSLY YOU GOT YOUR PUSSY WIDE OPEN

IS DA REAL DEAL MY NIGGA

 

GET REAL SON

WEAK UP AND SMELL DA WEED

DONT U GO SMELL U'RE CRACK NIGGA

 

NOW BOUNCE.

AIGHT

 

TO EVERYONE ELSE..... YEAH MUTHAFUCKAS.

YOU ALL ROCK. COLDPLAY FUCKING ROCK.

YO WANTCH FOR DA 50 - COLDPLAY REMIX NIGGA

 

'S GONNA BE DA SHITTT!!!!!!!

'S GONNA BE DA HOTT SHITT

AIGHT

I'MA BOUNCE

I'S MADD HOTT NIGGA

 

AIGHT

 

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posts 10? age 10? :shock: 8) :P

meh.

 

people are generally funny

Let's try and dechipher what the poor lad is trying to say shall we?

 

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Maybe that was supposed to be "you"

 

LISTEN TO DIS GUY

He wants me to listen to someone.

 

YO U GOT BEEF NGGA?

He's saying hello and asking if I have any NGGA beef. I'm assuming thats a brand name.

 

WHO THE FUCK IS YOU TO TALK LIKE DIS U FAGGOT

Who the fuck is I? Go back to school, learn your native language.

 

SPEAK ONLY WHEN I TAKE MY DICK OFF YA MOUTH YOU COCKSUCKER

Wouldn't your dick technically be in my mouth? Or do you know some strange variations of the blowjob?

 

IT'S ABOUT BEING OPENMINDED...

Oh, totally. There's a lot you could teach me about that.

 

OBVIOUSLY YOU GOT YOUR PUSSY WIDE OPEN

I have you see, that was my mistake. Tsk..silly me.

 

IS DA REAL DEAL MY NIGGA

I'm your nigga? But I have white skin...

 

GET REAL SON

Now I am your son?! Holy Moses..

 

WEAK UP AND SMELL DA WEED

I think he means "wake up"

 

DONT U GO SMELL U'RE CRACK NIGGA

Amazing how he finds the time to use apostrophé's isn't it?

 

NOW BOUNCE.

Yay, he's calmed down now and wants to play a game.

 

AIGHT

It's obviously game number. 8

 

 

TO EVERYONE ELSE..... YEAH MUTHAFUCKAS.

He assumes everybody has sex with their mother.

 

YOU ALL ROCK. COLDPLAY FUCKING ROCK.

Oh but he does like these people who have sex with their mother. Bless him.

 

YO WANTCH FOR DA 50 - COLDPLAY REMIX NIGGA

He's talking about his "nigga" again.. and I think "WANTCH" is supposed to be "watch"

 

'S GONNA BE DA SHITTT!!!!!!!

'S GONNA BE DA HOTT SHITT

He needs the toilet badly now..

 

AIGHT

His favourite number must be 8...

 

I'MA BOUNCE

He thinks he's a bounce. I've no clue what a bounce is...

 

I'S MADD HOTT NIGGA

Maybe he is hot.. there he goes on about his "nigga" again..

 

 

AIGHT

Just when you think you can't stand another number 8...

 

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He types a one!

 

Genius, pure genius..

how do you know it's a lad?

that person doesnt' have a gender icon showing

ah, they don't know. hence why i asked. Can't say i payed that much attention..the whole 50 cents thing put me off..if i want to listen to that type of talk i'll just try to have a convo with my sister

It sickens me to think Coldplay have fans like that.

 

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LISTEN TO DIS GUY

YO U GOT BEEF NGGA?

WHO THE FUCK IS YOU TO TALK LIKE DIS U FAGGOT

SPEAK ONLY WHEN I TAKE MY DICK OFF YA MOUTH YOU COCKSUCKER

 

IT'S ABOUT BEING OPENMINDED...

OBVIOUSLY YOU GOT YOUR PUSSY WIDE OPEN

IS DA REAL DEAL MY NIGGA

 

GET REAL SON

WEAK UP AND SMELL DA WEED

DONT U GO SMELL U'RE CRACK NIGGA

 

NOW BOUNCE.

AIGHT

 

TO EVERYONE ELSE..... YEAH MUTHAFUCKAS.

YOU ALL ROCK. COLDPLAY FUCKING ROCK.

YO WANTCH FOR DA 50 - COLDPLAY REMIX NIGGA

 

'S GONNA BE DA SHITTT!!!!!!!

'S GONNA BE DA HOTT SHITT

AIGHT

I'MA BOUNCE

I'S MADD HOTT NIGGA

 

AIGHT

 

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^ boi u needs to stop playa hatin :roll: ...

and yeah that remix is not gooing to "da shit"...its more like..its going to be "pure shit"

what fuck is going on here??

Coldplay reaches out to land of Ebonica now..

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Yeah Laura I saqw it..its silly..foshizzle dizzle/holla.. :roll:

aww leave poor 50 cent alone.

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YO WORD UP AGAIN

THAT NIGGA POLITIKCLOKS GOT BEEF SON

CUM ON NIGGA I GOT FAM IN NYC, IN PHILLY, DETROIT, LA

I GOT NIGGAS IN LONDON THAT CAN BACK ME UP NIGGA

CUM ON

I'VE LIVED IN ENGLAND U CUNT

LET'S 'HAVE IT

AIGHT

I TYPE DA WAY I WANT TO, SON

U AINT NO ENGLISH TEACHER U COCK

AIGHT THANX FOR SUPPORT GUYS

 

THAT POLITICKLOCKS GUY IS VERRY ANNOYING

IT'S AIGHT NIGGAS BE UP MY ASS ALL DAY LONG

AND I ANT THE PUSSY TO BE HATIN NIGGA

IS YOU'S WHO'S HATING NIGGA

DONT HATE DA PLAYER NIGGA, HATE DA GAME

AIGHT

 

WORD 2 EVERYONE IN DA FORUM

LOVE U ALL HERMANOS

 

AIGHT

 

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hmm will we having sum cap bustin up in heerree?..

tune in..

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