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my purse

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you serious? i was there like, yesterday. now im back on the ship. we should do lunch.

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how come i didn't see you????

ah fuck it

i guess i was too busy with my sexy football player..

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I still can't find my purse :bigcry:

meow meow meow meow meow meow

(Space is sexy, sandwich...not soo)

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what about my purse.. do you know where is my purse? I need it

meow meow meow meow(:wink3:) meow meow meow

(No I don't know where your purse is you oversized (:wink3:) telly tubby)

meow meow meow meow meow

(Do you want some?)

*knock knock*

 

Room service!

 

Oh dear! is this some kind of hugging competition or what?? the last residents weren't that weird..

I think i'd better come back later.

 

If you need any services just call 20-ROOM SERVICE-100 :)

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I can't find my purse, can you help me? :bigcry:

Don't cry sweetheart(er..a gay purple weird thing) ! We'll find that for you..

 

*looks behind the couch*

Hm..nothing

 

*checks all the desks*

Erm. I'm the super cleaner! i will find it..eventually

 

 

Oh! now i know! maybe you should ask your talking vacuum! One of my old vacuums was really addicted to shoes and another one was addicted to undies!

Vacuums are weird (coughjust like youcough) so you could find your purse there!

meow meow meow mewo meow moew moew

(Hope you're not using that vacuum for other reasons :wink3:)

Uh! No more dead rats for AJ!

 

I only do cleaning.. Sometimes i see some really disgusting things but my job is just to clean up. Some people can be really filthy and i find extremely weird things from time to time :surprised:

meow meow meow meow meow

(I am a cat, we know these things)

The good thing about being a cat is that you can play with the disgusting things you find.

But for the cleaning crew..ehm. I'm not saying i want to play with the stuff i find but i'd rather play with them than try not to touch them and puke afterwards.

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

(A cats life be a blissful one, yar!)

are you a pirate cat?

UGH! Peter Crouch is so smurfy!! If I was Smurfette, I'd smurf his brains out!! I smurfed her brains out, so I guess that's close enough for now.

 

If I get any more smurfed up, Crouchy, I'll give you a call!

 

You're REALLY tall, and I'm only three apples high,so it could get akward, but we'll find a way!

You're REALLY tall, and I'm only three apples high,so it could get akward, but we'll find a way!

 

Love makes anything possible!!

Sempre que venho de não utilizar dinheiro, então não há necessidade de pulsos

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are you talking about talking robots that killed Noo Noo?

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