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Chris and Jonny

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^ GAAHHHHHH A NEW PERV! AND A NEW THEORY, WOOOO

 

 

 

Yeah Guy really seems a little sad there.... poor man, I bet after the gig Will cuddled him,...hehe:wink3:

 

 

oh gawd those naughty thoughts are back, SOMEONE HELP PLEASE!

Where'e that damn bleach :stunned:

LOL. Dont worry, theyre not impure thoughts cuz theyre true. There really is a band division and Guy and Will soon will break way and start their own band called the All-British Rejects. Chris and Jonny wil pick up a few speed metal members and make a new band called ColdDEATH.

 

Nah, I hate metal music, but an interesting prospect nonetheless.

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^ GAAHHHHHH A NEW PERV! AND A NEW THEORY, WOOOO

 

 

 

Yeah Guy really seems a little sad there.... poor man, I bet after the gig Will cuddled him,...hehe:wink3:

 

 

oh gawd those naughty thoughts are back, SOMEONE HELP PLEASE!

Where'e that damn bleach :stunned:

 

I think I'm immune to the bleach:\

Where'e that damn bleach

I'm also looking for it ......I think I'm going overboard with these thoughts :uhoh:

wait !!!!!!! but there's nothing gay about a guy love relationship !

and PLUS, I think Chris is doing all three :wink3: depends on his mood. It's just a bit more obvious with Jonny !

wait !!!!!!! but there's nothing gay about a guy love relationship !

and PLUS, I think Chris is doing all three :wink3: depends on his mood. It's just a bit more obvious with Jonny !

 

 

all you have to do is look at the Chris and Guy thread to know that Chris is double dipping:sneaky:

what about poor old Prospekt? He aint gettin any?

 

Oh yeah thats right, Prospekt is Death (aka Grim reaper, see my other conspiracy thread) so if one of them touches him they die. Too bad.

Prospekt is doing Eno ! :P

 

what's that conspiracy thread ?

I made a thread called "I know who Prospekt is!" Look it up, it decribes my theory of how Prospekt is Death and how thats why Coldplay are more violent and deathy on the new album. Hes controlling them.

 

 

Good times:cool:

aww you're spoiling us tonight Mel ! :nice: I've never seen those pics before !

*takes shelter in lovely thread*

 

It's horrible on here today girls :(

*takes shelter in lovely thread*

 

It's horrible on here today girls :(

 

it is really :confused:

and still 20 days to wait.. fake leak days arent yet behind !

*takes shelter in lovely thread*

 

It's horrible on here today girls :(

 

 

 

Sorry about today Mich..glad you and Chavi are liking the pics though;)

why is it when I think of mel and chavi, I think of jon and chris on top of each other somewhere in a dressing room?

why is it when I think of mel and chavi, I think of jon and chris on top of each other somewhere in a dressing room?

 

 

hmmm. i don't know...but i'm aroused:laugh3:

 

 

edit: btw, that is EXACTLY a dream I had one time abou Jonny and Chris in a dressing room!!!

grawl so am I.... thinking about them all day! touching, interlocked fingers, pants down, heavy breathing, sweat....

grawl so am I.... thinking about them all day! touching, interlocked fingers, pants down, heavy breathing, sweat....

 

 

yeah the dream i had...i had actually "caught" them in a dressing room before a gig...chris busts out of a door with no shirt - all sweaty and red faced...Jonny follows a few moments later buckling his pants and also sweaty and red faced...and me looking like this:stunned:

*passes out*

 

 

I have nothing to say.... i... NJFIUW$ Y$*(QW#$U*#**($(*(#$UWJFKLSDJRLWENFMLESFJNFKLSNFCSMNSLDJKLS!!!! THATS GREAT! What a great dream!!!! :wink3::dance: man I wish I could've been a fly on the wall in the room when it happened.

*passes out*

 

 

I have nothing to say.... i... NJFIUW$ Y$*(QW#$U*#**($(*(#$UWJFKLSDJRLWENFMLESFJNFKLSNFCSMNSLDJKLS!!!! THATS GREAT! What a great dream!!!! :wink3::dance: man I wish I could've been a fly on the wall in the room when it happened.

 

 

that isn't even the best dream i've had about them...more dreams of just chris usually...:wink3::wink3::wink3:

that isn't even the best dream i've had about them...more dreams of just chris usually...:wink3::wink3::wink3:

 

mmm....i wonder what went on then.....:sneaky:

mmm....i wonder what went on then.....:sneaky:

 

 

i could tell you...but then we'd need a memorial thread for you:laugh3:

yeah... i'd probably die just from such dreams...such deep and sexy lustfully sweaty perverted dreams....

yeah... i'd probably die just from such dreams...such deep and sexy lustfully sweaty perverted dreams....

 

 

yeah...but what a way to go.....:D

yeah the dream i had...i had actually "caught" them in a dressing room before a gig...chris busts out of a door with no shirt - all sweaty and red faced...Jonny follows a few moments later buckling his pants and also sweaty and red faced...and me looking like this:stunned:

 

........

 

 

 

 

 

 

GAH!!

 

 

Whenever I start to have one of those dreams I usually get tossed off a cliff!!! :bigcry:

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