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Chris and Jonny

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yeah they talk about porn and sex...alot...

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    https://www.instagram.com/tv/CQbc2Bho0Ry/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link   Chris and Jonny just today finished up a short 15minute session in the studio. It just hit me... think they opene

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I remember an interview from the end of the X&Y tour where Chris said he and Jonny had watched the Colin Farrell sex tape and that Chris would quote it in a really dodgy Irish accent to Jonny during gigs to make him laugh :P

Oh are you serious!!! That hilarious :laugh3: He would do that though :laugh3::P

oh yeah for sure

Have you heard the other guys talk about porn? I've only ever heard Chris do it. But I haven't been around here as long as most of you.

 

 

 

 

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I don't know if this has been posted here somewhere.I'm at the Montreal Library right now and decided to look up what they have on Coldplay.And they have this book by Phil O'Brien about the band.I just flipped through it and at one point there's a quote by Chris in an interview he did with Pulse:

 

"For some reason, I'm convinced that the main relationship that I was destined to be in was with Jonny. When it comes to girls, I just behave like an idiot...I'm very good and maintaining my relationship with with Jonny, though. If we had sex though, it would ruin everything."

 

:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

Hahaha that was great!! Chris is great, he had the people in the interview all cracking up:laugh3:

 

I know! Very funny stuff.

 

I also love when he's talking about the said tape a huge truck sounds its horn and Chris goes "is that the end?" :P

I know! Very funny stuff.

 

I also love when he's talking about the said tape a huge truck sounds its horn and Chris goes "is that the end?" :P

Haha, oh ya. At first I was like what the hell was that!!!

Have you heard the other guys talk about porn? I've only ever heard Chris do it. But I haven't been around here as long as most of you.

 

 

 

 

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I think Guy once compared song-writing to masturbating or something. Chris and Guy can talk about stuff like that, I think Will is too mature and Jonny is too shy.

I think Guy once compared song-writing to masturbating or something. Chris and Guy can talk about stuff like that, I think Will is too mature and Jonny is too shy.

Haha, ya I also saw an interview with Chris and Jonathan Ross. And Chris compared song writing to an erection, hmm that it was hard!! :laugh3:

I found it :D

 

It actually has Chris doing the impression too :P

 

There's no time on it, but it's an interesting and very funny interview anyway, the sex tape bit is right at the end :D

 

http://download.rbn.com/rstone/rstone/download/misc/Coldplay_Rolling_Stone_Interview.mp3

 

 

 

Shoot, it wont work for me.

 

 

 

I think Guy once compared song-writing to masturbating or something. Chris and Guy can talk about stuff like that, I think Will is too mature and Jonny is too shy.

 

 

 

That was Chris too if I'm not mistaken. :laugh3: Chris was talking about working out songs, at night often. About how it won't stop bothering him until he works through it or gets it out, like the urge to masturbate.

 

 

 

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Shoot, it wont work for me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That was Chris too if I'm not mistaken. :laugh3: Chris was talking about working out songs, at night often. About how it won't stop bothering him until he works through it or gets it out, like the urge to masturbate.

 

 

 

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I think you have to have Quick Time Player for it.

I think Guy once compared song-writing to masturbating or something. Chris and Guy can talk about stuff like that' date=' I think Will is too mature and Jonny is too shy.[/quote']

Agreed 100%

I think you have to have Quick Time Player for it.

 

that was funny as hell he starts talking about the sex tape around the last 1.:15 of the interview geez that was funhy

I think you have to have Quick Time Player for it.

 

 

OK, I just installed it and it still won't work. :\

Innocent Jonny

 

I think Guy once compared song-writing to masturbating or something. Chris and Guy can talk about stuff like that, I think Will is too mature and Jonny is too shy.

Well . . . . our little shy innocent Jonny did say some intruiging things during that Edge interview. :laugh3:

 

JONNY: "Well we like the cover 'cause it has some boobs on it." [uncontrollable laughs]

 

EDGE Radio: "Talk about the visual aspect of the show cause there's a lot of different aspects that was really incredible."

JONNY: "We got these great balls... big, big balls..."

GUY: "What is it with you today?"

JONNY: "They're these really beautiful, uh, spheres."

GUY: "That's better." [laughs]

OK, I just installed it and it still won't work. :\

 

I played it in itunes and it worked try that

No, I cant even get the link. The page looks all gray with x's and won't even load.

Oh damn Lori! You gotta get that working! You can't really hear Jonny say too much but Chris was on fire. And the Colin Farrell bit at the end is hysterical...

 

and I just have to say...Chris and Jonny watched the Colin Farrell sex tape TOGETHER...:sneaky:

yeah it was something esp if you have watched the cf sex tape funny i would love to find the concert in question!!

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