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Chris and Jonny

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    https://www.instagram.com/tv/CQbc2Bho0Ry/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link   Chris and Jonny just today finished up a short 15minute session in the studio. It just hit me... think they opene

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What is Jonny looking at??

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:stunned: He's like:

"LAWL, BAWLZ!"

 

:lol:

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I like this video :)

Several of the Jonnyfesters will enjoy... Jonny belly.

 

 

 

Mmmmm! You can see treasure trail a bit here! :wideeyed:

 

 

 

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I was distracted by Jonny's behind in the 2nd pic :uhoh:

 

:P

He looks like he's leaning against that guitar stand :lol:

My Chris and Jonny love story :D:

 

At Chris and Gwyneths House In London, Chris and Gwyneth are lying in bed talking....

 

Chris: Hey, now that the Viva tour has finished there is something I have been meaning to ask you for...

 

Gwyneth: What is it Chris?

 

Chris: I want S-

Chris is interrupted, there is a large knock on their bedroom window, Chris gets out of bed and walks towards the window, and opens the curtains, it's Jonny!

 

(Shocked) Chris- Jonny? What the hell are you doing here?

 

Jonny- I've come to say hi!

 

Chris- But your at my bedroom window!

 

Jonny- Well arn't you going to let me in?

 

Chris reluctantly opens the window, Jonny climbs into their bedroom...

 

Jonny- Thanks Chris, oh hey Gwyneth, isn't it cold, do you mind if I get into bed with you?

 

Gwyneth- uhhh

 

Jonny jumps into bed

 

Jonny- Thanks, hey Chris, we can't leave you out, come in too!

 

Chris joins them...there is an awkward silence

 

Gwyneth- I'm sick of this I'm going off to watch American Idol, I mean X Factor...

 

Gwyneth walks out of the room

 

Jonny- Chr--

 

Chris: Shh!, Don't talk

 

Chris walks over to the bedroom door and sexily locks it and then, strips naked and jumps back into bed with Jonny....Who is already naked!

 

Chris: Will you do it with me Jonny?

 

Jonny: I thought you'd never ask....

 

The pair lock lips...

 

Jonny: That is all I have ever wanted, that is all I need....

 

Jonny pulls out a gun, and aims it at his head....

 

Chris: What are you doing?

 

Jonny: Goodbye!

 

Jonny pulls the trigger, there is a bang and Jonny lies motionless on the bed

 

Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, If I kiss thee lips again, maybe my sweet will come back to life?

 

Chris reaches in to kiss Jonny's lifeless body...

 

Chris: Thank you!

 

Chris picks up the gun and aims it for his head and shoots....The room is in silence, Jonny sit's up!

 

Jonny: Hey Chris, you do know it's not a real gun...Hey Chris...

 

Jonny moves Chris's lifeless body, feels for a pulse and get's nothing

 

Jonny: OHHH! NOOO!, But How???? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

My Chris and Jonny love story :D:

 

At Chris and Gwyneths House In London, Chris and Gwyneth are lying in bed talking....

 

Chris: Hey, now that the Viva tour has finished there is something I have been meaning to ask you for...

 

Gwyneth: What is it Chris?

 

Chris: I want S-

Chris is interrupted, there is a large knock on their bedroom window, Chris gets out of bed and walks towards the window, and opens the curtains, it's Jonny!

 

(Shocked) Chris- Jonny? What the hell are you doing here?

 

Jonny- I've come to say hi!

 

Chris- But your at my bedroom window!

 

Jonny- Well arn't you going to let me in?

 

Chris reluctantly opens the window, Jonny climbs into their bedroom...

 

Jonny- Thanks Chris, oh hey Gwyneth, isn't it cold, do you mind if I get into bed with you?

 

Gwyneth- uhhh

 

Jonny jumps into bed

 

Jonny- Thanks, hey Chris, we can't leave you out, come in too!

 

Chris joins them...there is an awkward silence

 

Gwyneth- I'm sick of this I'm going off to watch American Idol, I mean X Factor...

 

Gwyneth walks out of the room

 

Jonny- Chr--

 

Chris: Shh!, Don't talk

 

Chris walks over to the bedroom door and sexily locks it and then, strips naked and jumps back into bed with Jonny....Who is already naked!

 

Chris: Will you do it with me Jonny?

 

Jonny: I thought you'd never ask....

 

The pair lock lips...

 

Jonny: That is all I have ever wanted, that is all I need....

 

Jonny pulls out a gun, and aims it at his head....

 

Chris: What are you doing?

 

Jonny: Goodbye!

 

Jonny pulls the trigger, there is a bang and Jonny lies motionless on the bed

 

Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, If I kiss thee lips again, maybe my sweet will come back to life?

 

Chris reaches in to kiss Jonny's lifeless body...

 

Chris: Thank you!

 

Chris picks up the gun and aims it for his head and shoots....The room is in silence, Jonny sit's up!

 

Jonny: Hey Chris, you do know it's not a real gun...Hey Chris...

 

Jonny moves Chris's lifeless body, feels for a pulse and get's nothing

 

Jonny: OHHH! NOOO!, But How???? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

omg :laugh3: i hope this won't happen :stunned:

My Chris and Jonny love story :D:

 

At Chris and Gwyneths House In London, Chris and Gwyneth are lying in bed talking....

 

Chris: Hey, now that the Viva tour has finished there is something I have been meaning to ask you for...

 

Gwyneth: What is it Chris?

 

Chris: I want S-

Chris is interrupted, there is a large knock on their bedroom window, Chris gets out of bed and walks towards the window, and opens the curtains, it's Jonny!

 

(Shocked) Chris- Jonny? What the hell are you doing here?

 

Jonny- I've come to say hi!

 

Chris- But your at my bedroom window!

 

Jonny- Well arn't you going to let me in?

 

Chris reluctantly opens the window, Jonny climbs into their bedroom...

 

Jonny- Thanks Chris, oh hey Gwyneth, isn't it cold, do you mind if I get into bed with you?

 

Gwyneth- uhhh

 

Jonny jumps into bed

 

Jonny- Thanks, hey Chris, we can't leave you out, come in too!

 

Chris joins them...there is an awkward silence

 

Gwyneth- I'm sick of this I'm going off to watch American Idol, I mean X Factor...

 

Gwyneth walks out of the room

 

Jonny- Chr--

 

Chris: Shh!, Don't talk

 

Chris walks over to the bedroom door and sexily locks it and then, strips naked and jumps back into bed with Jonny....Who is already naked!

 

Chris: Will you do it with me Jonny?

 

Jonny: I thought you'd never ask....

 

The pair lock lips...

 

Jonny: That is all I have ever wanted, that is all I need....

 

Jonny pulls out a gun, and aims it at his head....

 

Chris: What are you doing?

 

Jonny: Goodbye!

 

Jonny pulls the trigger, there is a bang and Jonny lies motionless on the bed

 

Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, If I kiss thee lips again, maybe my sweet will come back to life?

 

Chris reaches in to kiss Jonny's lifeless body...

 

Chris: Thank you!

 

Chris picks up the gun and aims it for his head and shoots....The room is in silence, Jonny sit's up!

 

Jonny: Hey Chris, you do know it's not a real gun...Hey Chris...

 

Jonny moves Chris's lifeless body, feels for a pulse and get's nothing

 

Jonny: OHHH! NOOO!, But How???? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

oh. my.. GOD! :laugh3:

haha :lol:

I would like a happy ending please!!! :P There's enough tragedy in real life; let's keep our fantasies fanfuckingtastic, hmmm?

 

 

 

*bumps*

 

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:wacky: Squee! BUM!!!!!!! :wacky::wacky::wacky:

 

 

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You said bum :nice:

 

Hehe. :P

My Chris and Jonny love story :D:

 

At Chris and Gwyneths House In London, Chris and Gwyneth are lying in bed talking....

 

Chris: Hey, now that the Viva tour has finished there is something I have been meaning to ask you for...

 

Gwyneth: What is it Chris?

 

Chris: I want S-

Chris is interrupted, there is a large knock on their bedroom window, Chris gets out of bed and walks towards the window, and opens the curtains, it's Jonny!

 

(Shocked) Chris- Jonny? What the hell are you doing here?

 

Jonny- I've come to say hi!

 

Chris- But your at my bedroom window!

 

Jonny- Well arn't you going to let me in?

 

Chris reluctantly opens the window, Jonny climbs into their bedroom...

 

Jonny- Thanks Chris, oh hey Gwyneth, isn't it cold, do you mind if I get into bed with you?

 

Gwyneth- uhhh

 

Jonny jumps into bed

 

Jonny- Thanks, hey Chris, we can't leave you out, come in too!

 

Chris joins them...there is an awkward silence

 

Gwyneth- I'm sick of this I'm going off to watch American Idol, I mean X Factor...

 

Gwyneth walks out of the room

 

Jonny- Chr--

 

Chris: Shh!, Don't talk

 

Chris walks over to the bedroom door and sexily locks it and then, strips naked and jumps back into bed with Jonny....Who is already naked!

 

Chris: Will you do it with me Jonny?

 

Jonny: I thought you'd never ask....

 

The pair lock lips...

 

Jonny: That is all I have ever wanted, that is all I need....

 

Jonny pulls out a gun, and aims it at his head....

 

Chris: What are you doing?

 

Jonny: Goodbye!

 

Jonny pulls the trigger, there is a bang and Jonny lies motionless on the bed

 

Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, If I kiss thee lips again, maybe my sweet will come back to life?

 

Chris reaches in to kiss Jonny's lifeless body...

 

Chris: Thank you!

 

Chris picks up the gun and aims it for his head and shoots....The room is in silence, Jonny sit's up!

 

Jonny: Hey Chris, you do know it's not a real gun...Hey Chris...

 

Jonny moves Chris's lifeless body, feels for a pulse and get's nothing

 

Jonny: OHHH! NOOO!, But How???? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Oh shit!

 

Thats kinda sad:(

My Chris and Jonny love story :D:

 

At Chris and Gwyneths House In London, Chris and Gwyneth are lying in bed talking....

 

Chris: Hey, now that the Viva tour has finished there is something I have been meaning to ask you for...

 

Gwyneth: What is it Chris?

 

Chris: I want S-

Chris is interrupted, there is a large knock on their bedroom window, Chris gets out of bed and walks towards the window, and opens the curtains, it's Jonny!

 

(Shocked) Chris- Jonny? What the hell are you doing here?

 

Jonny- I've come to say hi!

 

Chris- But your at my bedroom window!

 

Jonny- Well arn't you going to let me in?

 

Chris reluctantly opens the window, Jonny climbs into their bedroom...

 

Jonny- Thanks Chris, oh hey Gwyneth, isn't it cold, do you mind if I get into bed with you?

 

Gwyneth- uhhh

 

Jonny jumps into bed

 

Jonny- Thanks, hey Chris, we can't leave you out, come in too!

 

Chris joins them...there is an awkward silence

 

Gwyneth- I'm sick of this I'm going off to watch American Idol, I mean X Factor...

 

Gwyneth walks out of the room

 

Jonny- Chr--

 

Chris: Shh!, Don't talk

 

Chris walks over to the bedroom door and sexily locks it and then, strips naked and jumps back into bed with Jonny....Who is already naked!

 

Chris: Will you do it with me Jonny?

 

Jonny: I thought you'd never ask....

 

The pair lock lips...

 

Jonny: That is all I have ever wanted, that is all I need....

 

Jonny pulls out a gun, and aims it at his head....

 

Chris: What are you doing?

 

Jonny: Goodbye!

 

Jonny pulls the trigger, there is a bang and Jonny lies motionless on the bed

 

Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, If I kiss thee lips again, maybe my sweet will come back to life?

 

Chris reaches in to kiss Jonny's lifeless body...

 

Chris: Thank you!

 

Chris picks up the gun and aims it for his head and shoots....The room is in silence, Jonny sit's up!

 

Jonny: Hey Chris, you do know it's not a real gun...Hey Chris...

 

Jonny moves Chris's lifeless body, feels for a pulse and get's nothing

 

Jonny: OHHH! NOOO!, But How???? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Oh shit!

 

Thats kinda sad:(

This isn't strictly Chris and Jonny, but I'm sure Jonny will appreciate it as much as we do :P

 

 

 

 

BAM!

 

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:stunned:

 

 

 

:wink3:

 

He appreciates that every night:sneaky:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*That was really pervy:P

Can't they just shoot Gwyneth and toss her worthless ass out the window in that story.

 

Mich, you bum perv. :P

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