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Chris and Jonny

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It's not my fault his pants are sooooo tight :lol: Why is he even wearing them? :P

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    https://www.instagram.com/tv/CQbc2Bho0Ry/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link   Chris and Jonny just today finished up a short 15minute session in the studio. It just hit me... think they opene

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Don't they all share the same tailor? Chris and Guy= tight pants Jonny= loose pants. Someone needs to be sacked! :angry:

LOL Angie...

Yesterday I was quite a little way from the stage, but as Chris walked back up the runway the tightness of trews was unmistakable!! :o

This isn't strictly Chris and Jonny, but I'm sure Jonny will appreciate it as much as we do :P

 

 

 

BAM!

 

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:stunned:

 

 

I just had to take that pic out of spoilers...

 

SHAZAAAAAAAAAAM!:wideeyed:

You said bum :nice:

 

Hehe. :P

 

 

 

Buy one packet of biscuits, get one free! :wacko:

 

 

 

 

This isn't strictly Chris and Jonny, but I'm sure Jonny will appreciate it as much as we do :P

 

 

 

 

BAM!

 

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:stunned:

 

 

 

 

 

OH WOW! Look at the cheeks on that man!!!

 

 

If that was Jonny in pants this tight, then me=:dead:

 

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I don’t know what the time is

I don’t know where you’ve flown

And I don’t know why you’re so far

from home

 

 

Hello

Won’t you let me come in?

Jonny, can’t you hear how much I’m suffering?

Hello

Won’t you let me know?

Cos I’m all alone

all alone

 

 

I'm dreaming about Jonny

The smell of him

The touch and the taste of him

dreaming about Jonny

Him and me, simultaneously

Him and me, effortlessly

oh him and me effortlessly

♪♫

 

 

sorry I couldn't resist :wink3:

 

 

I don’t know what the time is

I don’t know where you’ve flown

And I don’t know why you’re so far

from home

 

 

Hello

Won’t you let me come in?

Jonny, can’t you hear how much I’m suffering?

Hello

Won’t you let me know?

Cos I’m all alone

all alone

 

 

I'm dreaming about Jonny

The smell of him

The touch and the taste of him

dreaming about Jonny

Him and me, simultaneously

Him on me, effortlessly

oh him on me effortlessly

 

♪♫

 

 

sorry I couldn't resist :wink3:

 

:wink3:

 

 

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Is it just me or does Jonny look not too happy seeing Chris smile so happily at Guy?

 

:lol:

Haha. Poor Jonny.

 

Chrissy is in my (and Jonny's no doubt) bad books anyway for introducing Green Eyes last night as "an old song called Green Eyes written about someone with blue eyes"

 

Shame on you Christopher. :shame:

 

:P

Haha. Poor Jonny.

 

Chrissy is in my (and Jonny's no doubt) bad books anyway for introducing Green Eyes last night as "an old song called Green Eyes written about someone with blue eyes"

 

Shame on you Christopher. :shame:

 

:P

*shakes head*

 

ADMIT IT ALREADY CHRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

:P

Haha. Poor Jonny.

 

Chrissy is in my (and Jonny's no doubt) bad books anyway for introducing Green Eyes last night as "an old song called Green Eyes written about someone with blue eyes"

 

Shame on you Christopher. :shame:

 

:P

:dozey::( :angry::veryangry2::furious2::furious3: :bigcry:

Don't deny Jonny in front of 20,000 people. :angry:

 

:P

Don't deny Jonny in front of 20,000 people. :angry:

 

:P

 

 

YEAH!! Us Jonny girls will fuck you up Chris!!

 

 

:wink3::wink3::wink3:

 

And anyone who tried to deny you

must be out of their miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind

EXACTLY Min.

 

He's ignoring his own advice!

 

He best make it up to him tonight!

Fine, be a douche as Perez would say. :P We'll just keep him for ourselves. :D

Best idea I've heard so far tonight Angie :wink3:

I thought he HAD admitted that it was at least partly about Jonny. That was a while back. Maybe they had a fight and this is his attempt at scorn.

"look what I'm doing, Jonny. I'm denying you in front of all these people. How does it feel?"

 

Shame on you, Chris. Shame on you.

hmpppph

 

If I write a song for Jonny, I won't ever deny it's about him.

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