Weee :dance: I found it :dance: I don't know if it's real or not, but I'm happy I finally found it! :dance:

 

 

Do you think it's him :thinking: ?

hmm, i don't know. his hair looks kind long.

maybe we could ask the Oracle.....

 

 

 

:love:

I truly don't know :shrug:

Do you think the Oracle will answer? She never answered my questions :disappointed:

 

yeah, she probably won't unless we can find some way to disguise it as a relationship question :P

 

hahaha :laugh3: :lol:

 

Dear Oracle,

Me and my boyfriend, whom I love dearly but I suspect is cheating on me but we have been friends since we were wee lads and lasses and I just couldn't bear the thought of being without him and so I will stay with him forever and ever even though maybe he's cheating on me and maybe I should leave him because he told me that he doesn't love me as much anymore, can't tell whether or not Chris and Jonny actually appear as zombies in Shaun of the Dead. I think they do, but my possibly unfaithful but devilishly handsome and good-in-bed (he is a Coldplay fan) boyfriend says they're not. Can you help us?

 

The Oracle replies:

 

NO, THERE IS NO HELP FOR YOU.

Unless you mean to ask me for advice about your relationship which has nothing to do with the band whose site I work for, then yes! I can help you!

 

:rolleyes::P

 

ROFL!!! :laugh3: :laugh3: :lol:

 

 

or we could find a way to sneak it in another of those questions that would be answered if you learned how to use google :dozey:

Dear Oracle,

Me and my boyfriend, whom I love dearly but I suspect is cheating on me but we have been friends since we were wee lads and lasses and I just couldn't bear the thought of being without him and so I will stay with him forever and ever even though maybe he's cheating on me and maybe I should leave him because he told me that he doesn't love me as much anymore, can't tell whether or not Chris and Jonny actually appear as zombies in Shaun of the Dead. I think they do, but my possibly unfaithful but devilishly handsome and good-in-bed (he is a Coldplay fan) boyfriend says they're not. Can you help us?

 

The Oracle replies:

 

NO, THERE IS NO HELP FOR YOU.

Unless you mean to ask me for advice about your relationship which has nothing to do with the band whose site I work for, then yes! I can help you!

 

:rolleyes::P

 

 

 

nice question :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

you know what? after the Oracle's crappy answers today, i'm going to actually send that question in. XD

 

Sooo... I think you should definately send that question in. Sorry for jumping in on your conversation, but you so should.

And the Oracle's a she? :confused: I thought the Oracle was a he.

well, everyone says the Oracle is Debs :shrug:

and i did send it in :awesome: although i used a fake name and email address :P

 

you did? :awesome: I hope it gets answered :wacko: It deserves to be!

indeed!

 

 

:wacky:

sorry for causing all the zombie confusion :laugh3:

:lol: it's ok :P

 

well, everyone says the Oracle is Debs :shrug:

and i did send it in :awesome: although i used a fake name and email address :P

 

 

IM REALLY WAITING FOR HER HER ANSWER NOW:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

she does answer stupid questions :P

indeed!

 

 

:wacky:

 

:love:

IM REALLY WAITING FOR HER HER ANSWER NOW:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

she does answer stupid questions :P

 

OMG she answered it! :stunned:

 

 

http://www.coldplay.com/oracledetail.php?id=1722&page=0

 

 

Oh my...are you going to take her advice and walk away from 'the cake'?

whr is Brooke she got an incomplete answer:freak:

HAHAHAHAHAHA

oh my.

have i died and slid into Coldplayland now?

 

i haven't actually read her answer yet because i've been too busy laughing over the fact that it got answered. :P

 

^i think some1 is spying on us and just answered to make us lol

i thought of that as a possibility as well, and if that is the case then i no longer regard the Oracle as a jerk :P

 

the answer is too similar to ur imaginary answer :laugh3: