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You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're Drunk

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i want to go clubbing

You're a drunk faker. That just makes me want to drink more, i feel bad for you.

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i wasn't pretending to be more drunk than i was. i was just using my level of drunkeness as a good time to say what i should have a long time ago.

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whatever. i don't drink for many reasons, and uncontrollable behavior is one of them. i've never gotten to that point and i never want to.

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Sure, if you pay.

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American prices?

British Prices?

Or Army Prices?

American prices?

British Prices?

Or Army Prices?

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British prices, I assume Scotch over in Britain is cheaper then in America?

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British prices, I assume Scotch over in Britain is cheaper then in America?

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Depends if you buy it from a supermarket or from a pub itself.

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But remember this governement has decided one way to tackle the bling drinking culture by under-age drinkers buying black-market booze/booze from someone who goes to France every other weekend is to put up duty on alcohol

i want to go clubbing

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i like it better to sit down in a cool bar with a couple of friends and get really wasted. it's cooler to talk to drunk people you know in my opinion because then they confess whatever they always wanted to say. :laugh3:

the clubs in my area are all crappy and those kids who go there are... anti-social, really.

Well, I quite like myself when I am drunk (most of the time...)....ok I can talk a lot then but I think I am rather funny than getting on peoples' nerves....and the best thing is that I tell some people what I really think of them in such an easy way...I mean it gets so easy then....

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and ahhh there is this friend of mine in Bonn...and one of the best thnigs at a party evening is the way home, because we always go home together....I just love it when we're both drunk, because then we can hav the funniest and most interesting conversations....mwha that might sound quite sad, but when we are sober we can have this anyways...:P

Nothing special, nothing stupid. I was never THAT drunk. Sometimes I can't control my movements but I always can control my mind.

btw... walking home...

is it just me or does it always take EXACTLY one hour and thirty minutes to get home? :laugh3:

i do a lot of stupid things when i'm drunk. i often say things i probably shouldn't say and i spend far too much money.

I got drunk in the middle of the afternoon with some friends and then went to a class.. I just kept laughing and tried to answer each question the teacher asked. Obviously, she got pissed and kicked me and one of my friends out, telling us to come back when we'd calmed down. I was SO EMBARASSED, and so scared to go back that alcohol stopped having effect at that particular moment. At the end of the class, we just went and apologized to our teacher for being annoying and disturbing the class. She said it was ok and had been really cool about the situation. I dont think she realised we were drunk.. which was a good thing.

Now when I think about it I just realise how stupid I was but then it makes me laugh.

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I'm not a heavy alcohol drinker but I like it from time to time. I love hanging out in bars with some friends having a beer and stuff like that. and I did too use to make out with everyone.. now I manage to control myself :lol:

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found the thread i was looking for

gawd.. yes I say a lot I don't really want to say. and once I lost my other shoe and had to walk home with only one.

I give people hugs alot when im drunk and tell people they are amazing.

I like getting drunk(not gonna lie) it can be fun. but if it goes too far it sucks.

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Also, getting drunk with people u dont really know sucks(at least for me)

walking down or upstairs...when u are highly intoxicated its like climbing a mountain haha.

I've done ALOT of stupid stuff when mortal,

some of the stuff too crass to mention,

other stuff include:

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Painting my flatmates face with black paint when he passed out.

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hitting on a middle aged woman (about 57 yrs old)

APPARENTLY! - I don't remember that night, that was the worst night ever, I'd spent about £50 on Jagerbombs, I can never remember anything on jager.

the same night I apparently sat on the floor in the middle of a kebab shop and ate my kebab and garlic.

(Vaguely remember this)

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ahhhh bad times.

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this. :lol:

gawd.. yes I say a lot I don't really want to say. and once I lost my other shoe and had to walk home with only one.

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haha amazing- that sort of happen to me once too.. but then somehow my friend had it in her hand

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