Dude you can't even imagine the things I've had to see...what ever they say to you, DO NOT join in. That's freaky shit that is!

what if they say...coem on stage and play a couple songs with us?...taht would be hard to resist...or is it a euphimism?

Oh come on ! join the dark side, we dont bite !

*some music*

 

(blame it to a 'Free Hug' video on YT :embarassed: :P)

what if they say...coem on stage and play a couple songs with us?...taht would be hard to resist...or is it a euphimism?

 

That would be a euphimism all right. "Play songs with us" - yeah, SURE. When you hear "play my piano, just harder and faster" you know its time to get the f*ck out of there dude:lol:

Oh come on ! join the dark side, we dont bite !

the dark side? wat like darth vader?

That would be a euphimism all right. "Play songs with us" - yeah, SURE. When you hear "play my piano, just harder and faster" you know its time to get the f*ck out of there dude:lol:

lol u really do have a dirty mind :D

lol u really do have a dirty mind :D

 

Its all the roleplay with ex-girlfriends.

 

Y'know, tight, binding leather, spiked high-heels...who knows, sometimes she'd even throw on something :sneaky::laugh3:

Its all the roleplay with ex-girlfriends.

 

Y'know, tight, binding leather, spiked high-heels...who knows, sometimes she'd even throw on something :sneaky::laugh3:

lol very good :D so when ur thinkin dirty thoughts mines is thinking "im hungry!" because i am...any chance ur a chef? cook me sumthing :D

lol very good :D so when ur thinkin dirty thoughts mines is thinking "im hungry!" because i am...any chance ur a chef? cook me sumthing :D

 

I'm cooking an Irish breakfast: two hashbrowns, two bacon, two boiled eggs, baked beans, two sausages, black and white pudding, two slices of toast and and tall glass of water. That'll cost you over a fiver though dude!

 

EDIT:

And I see the irony at cooking breakfast in the evening and the fact that there's enough cholestrol in there for the entire Royal Navy but does it taste GOOD!

"play my piano, just harder and faster" SQUEEEEEE :bomb: reminds me of when I was strumming Jon's guitar earlier :wink3:

I'm cooking an Irish breakfast: two hashbrowns, two bacon, two boiled eggs, baked beans, two sausages, black and white pudding, two slices of toast and and tall glass of water. That'll cost you over a fiver though dude!

 

EDIT:

And I see the irony at cooking breakfast in the evening and the fact that there's enough cholestrol in there for the entire Royal Navy but does it taste GOOD!

everything costs a fiver with u dosent it...that water earlier :P

"play my piano, just harder and faster" SQUEEEEEE :bomb: reminds me of when I was strumming Jon's guitar earlier :wink3:

 

Giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity goooooooooooo:laugh3:

everything costs a fiver with u dosent it...that water earlier :P

 

Would you rather it was £42 cos that can be arranged, uh-hum:smug:

"play my piano, just harder and faster" SQUEEEEEE :bomb: reminds me of when I was strumming Jon's guitar earlier :wink3:

another euphimism! just say what u mean! but u might get arrested lol just jokin

Would you rather it was £42 cos that can be arranged, uh-hum:smug:

lol suppose.....oh fook it im getting a takeout! lol

lol suppose.....oh fook it im getting a takeout! lol

 

With today's prices, fish n chips costs way more than a fiver dude!

With today's prices, fish n chips costs way more than a fiver dude!

but nicer than ur breakfast...especially at 8:30 pm lol

"play my piano, just harder and faster" SQUEEEEEE :bomb: reminds me of when I was strumming Jon's guitar earlier :wink3:

 

 

why do you think Chris humps his piano stool so hard???:sneaky:

why do you think Chris humps his piano stool so hard???:sneaky:

 

:bomb:

Oh dear ! I need a VERY VERY cold beer RIGHT NOW !! HURRY !!

but nicer than ur breakfast...especially at 8:30 pm lol

 

Well....true:P

:bomb:

Oh dear ! I need a VERY VERY cold beer RIGHT NOW !! HURRY !!

 

THERE YOU ARE!!!

 

If Chris'd been bartender he would've wanted to explain his insecurites but not me, I know what customers want:smug:

G'day Cobba!

why do you think Chris humps his piano stool so hard???:sneaky:

 

The piano needs love too, you know......you should see what its been used for in the Bakey too I tells ya:wink3:

G'day Cobba!

 

So. What are ya having lad?

THERE YOU ARE!!!

 

If Chris'd been bartender he would've wanted to explain his insecurites but not me, I know what customers want:smug:

 

Thank God you do ! :lol: