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barman help! chris is over their humping the barstoll and im trying to concentrate on playing bloody darts!

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barman help! chris is over their humping the barstoll and im trying to concentrate on playing bloody darts!

 

@Chavi: No problemo;)

 

@James: Give him a dart. He'll find a whole new use for it:laugh3:

@Chavi: No problemo;)

 

@James: Give him a dart. He'll find a whole new use for it:laugh3:

yeha klkl.....jonny just won 10 quid on the fruit machine.........and guy is chatting up some transgender ronaldo :D everything happening in this pub

I aint havin nuthin lad........

rick is here. :D how are you doing? :)

 

edit: omg i've realised that i had reached 31K :stunned:

and i don't remember which has been the post that had made it. :worried:

Ha...Guy and his ways - who knows, maybe he'll get lucky and pick up a chick one of these days! I reckon this here is the best damn pub in all the land.:smug:

Ha...Guy and his ways - who knows, maybe he'll get lucky and pick up a chick one of these days! I reckon this here is the best damn pub in all the land.:smug:

ya :D im a regular here! dosent get much better than this

Any pissheads that need chucking out?

No pissheads here Rick. James is cool, he started off on water, nows onto orange juice and he's working his way up....he'll be doing shots of fanta orange in no time;)

No pissheads here Rick. James is cool, he started off on water, nows onto orange juice and he's working his way up....he'll be doing shots of fanta orange in no time;)

aww! my favourite drink! fook it! im gonna take the jump! wish me luck! fantaaaaaaaaaaa!............................

aww! my favourite drink! fook it! im gonna take the jump! wish me luck! fantaaaaaaaaaaa!............................

 

You don't need luck man - just go for it:laugh3:

You don't need luck man - just go for it:laugh3:

i just had some tango! :D in real life not virtual bar! :D same thing really

^men convo :rolleyes:

 

*DJ-bartender feels ignored and leaves her job*

 

:bigcry:

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Wait you were on better money than me! Fine then!:laugh3:

^men convo :rolleyes:

 

*DJ-bartender feels ignored and leaves her job*

 

:bigcry:

men convo? were talking about juice....its hardly man chat! i hate man chat! like talking about cars and sport..i hate both lol

lol what a noo sir james :P

 

better money, do i have to remember you that all drinks here are free, so i dunno where does the money of my salary comes from, that if i ever was meant to get a salary for my job done here? :uhoh:

 

i dunno what you were talking about :laugh3: just wanted to stop you posting to read what you had posted lol.. sorry.

 

so that means that someone had ordered some juice? :rolleyes:

 

*looks around looking for a bartender*

Good riddance! :snobby:

lol what a noo sir james :P

 

better money, do i have to remember you that all drinks here are free, so i dunno where does the money of my salary comes from, that if i ever was meant to get a salary for my job done here? :uhoh:

 

i dunno what you were talking about :laugh3: just wanted to stop you posting to read what you had posted lol.. sorry.

 

so that means that someone had ordered some juice? :rolleyes:

 

*looks around looking for a bartender*

 

Here's a juice m'lady. And this pub is free? What about the folks I charged full price? Uh-oh...

 

Btw Coldplay92 is James and I'm Jamie - just so we don't mix each other up lol

Here's a juice m'lady. And this pub is free? What about the folks I charged full price? Uh-oh...

 

Btw Coldplay92 is James and I'm Jamie - just so we don't mix each other up lol

yeah im james, or jameseth,the jamester any of them :D any ribena barman?

yeah im james, or jameseth,the jamester any of them :D any ribena barman?

 

Jamester, here ya go. Really on the hard stuff tonight eh?!

Jamester, here ya go. Really on the hard stuff tonight eh?!

ya ribena makes me hyper so watch out! i might do hyper stuff like......like....well stuff id normally do but id have a ribena high!

You ppl are posting at an alarming rate,i cannot keep up!!

i see no juice sir jamie.

 

ribena barman? :huh:

 

congrats rick, you've reached 40k :dance:

 

If you do truly want the juice, it will appear;)

 

Ribena is heavy stuff I'll have you know! King Jamester is the only brave soul here willing to drink it:laugh3:

 

Wow, Rick got 40k? Makes my just recent 500 seem.....tame by comparison. Damn it!:(

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