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The Perv Unit

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You okay?

 

well, it all started pretty good and then he wanted to talk..

we're in the Perv unit dammit.. my expectations were a bit higher.. :disappointed:

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:disappointed: turn off! boo..

 

okay, let's talk..

Ok...so what kind of things you like, haha lame I know.

 

But hey Im new to this thread :D

Ok Ok, someone think something up, I cant think right now :(

SEX

 

 

you cant get much higher than that!!!

Haha, ya thats true!

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well, it all started pretty good and then he wanted to talk..

we're in the Perv unit dammit.. my expectations were a bit higher.. :disappointed:

 

Hey Chavi....I know what you want:wink3::wink3::wink3:

Hey Chavi....I know what you want:wink3::wink3::wink3:

 

I know, I know, ......its a Banana right?

^ a banana would be nice too :laugh3:

 

Hey Chavi....I know what you want:wink3::wink3::wink3:

 

Give it then :wideeyed:

Hey Chavi....I know what you want:wink3::wink3::wink3:

Haha mel to the rescue, ok let the games begin!!!

^What is this, the Olympics?

No no, just an expression.

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Give it then :wideeyed:

 

you want those thighs laid out before you...those sexy thighs:wink3:

 

you want to run your fingers through that head of hair:wink3::wink3:

 

you want him screaming your name, begging for mercy:wink3::wink3::wink3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

...and then you say...oh no GUY, you're all mine tonight:sneaky:

Oooo my palms are getting all sweaty :sneaky:

you want those thighs laid out before you...those sexy thighs:wink3:

 

you want to run your fingers through that head of hair:wink3::wink3:

 

you want him screaming your name, begging for mercy:wink3::wink3::wink3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

...and then you say...oh no GUY, you're all mine tonight:sneaky:

 

:bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

 

THUD !!

I just exploded.. Fuck! you're good ! :dead:

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you're welcome:kiss:

 

and Joe...it just has to be said...Chris - in your avatar - sure looks like he is wiping something from his mouth....hmmmm...what could it be?????:sneaky:

Hmm well that was the picture I took after the concert when i got back stage and...you can guess what happened next :sneaky:

Jonny's never far :sneaky:

Isnt Axl Rose soooo dreamy!!!Oh my god.

This video explains everything.

Isnt Axl Rose soooo dreamy!!!Oh my god.

This video explains everything.

:lol: i'm loving that song!

 

Threesome ??? :stunned:

Haha that song, its perfect.

 

Perfect for that threesome :wink3:

I'd love to join, but i'm done for tonight because of (or should i say 'thanks to' :wink3:) Mel !

I'd love to join, but i'm done for tonight because of (or should i say 'thanks to' :wink3:) Mel !

Aight, night! Have pervy dreams. Next time ill prepared!

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