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The Perv Unit

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I have a cold that keeps coming back, why, what do you have?

 

A cold too. And a bad sore throat. :wreck:

 

I think I need some pervyness to cheer me up. :dance:

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Oooooh.

 

Well if you befriend me on YouTube I would be willing to share my work-in-progress Chrismas Comes Early playlist :dance:

Oooooh.

 

Well if you befriend me on YouTube I would be willing to share my work-in-progress Chrismas Comes Early playlist :dance:

 

:wideeyed:

 

'kay, what's your youtube channel? :wacky:

It's the music note link of my signature :nice:

Done. :cheesy:

 

Where are Chris and Joe? :( I have to get to bed soon... and I'm having withdrawal symptoms again. :lol:

Joe, I know you're here :whip:

Hahaha!!!! Ahh, you found me:wink3:

Of course I did :sneaky:

 

Now come here you, I'm starving for some Joeylove :wink3::whip:

Of course I did :sneaky:

 

Now come here you, I'm starving for some Joeylove :wink3::whip:

Of course you are:sneaky:

 

*runs over, while taking shirt off*

*gives open-mouthed kiss while hands run down your back*

Your learning fast, you know how I like it:wink3:

 

:stunned:

What can I say, I'm a quick learner :wink3:

 

*kisses your neck slowly moving downwards* :sneaky:

:sneaky: Your getting me all hot already!!!

 

*as you move down, I slip your shirt off*

*runs hands up your sides* :sneaky:

*runs fingers threw your hair, and brings you closer to me*

 

Lets say we bring this over to the bed:wink3:

 

:stunned:

I'd love to :wink3:

*picks you up and carry's you, places on bed. Then gets on top and starts to kiss all over* :wink3::sneaky:

*breathes heavier* Oooh, Joe that's good :wink3:

You like:wink3:

 

*starts to pull pants down and kisses you stomach while rubbing your sides and hips*

*lets out a loud moan*

 

:sneaky: Lets go! take it off:wink3:

*places hands on inner thigh and caresses*

 

Hows that for you:wink3:

 

:sneaky:

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