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The Perv Unit

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Ohhh, im liking the sound of that:sneaky:

 

So, what happens next:wink3:

First we stand face to face, I take my left hand on your right shoulder and grab around you with my right hand so it's on you right side (it kinda looks like we're going to dance)... Then I turn around so it's my back against your front. :sneaky: My left hand goes from your shoulder to grab your arm as I bend a litlle down in my nees and bend so you lie on my back and kind of tip you off to the floor. :sneaky:

Oh my, Julie, you've really got the naughty stuff in you dont you :lol:?

First we stand face to face, I take my left hand on your right shoulder and grab around you with my right hand so it's on you right side (it kinda looks like we're going to dance)... Then I turn around so it's my back against your front. :sneaky: My left hand goes from your shoulder to grab your arm as I bend a litlle down in my nees and bend so you lie on my back and kind of tip you off to the floor. :sneaky:

Ooo I like the sound of that:wink3:

 

Sounds difficult! I bet you could pull it off though:sneaky:

You know I can. :sneaky:

 

Oh my, Julie, you've really got the naughty stuff in you dont you :lol:?

You think? :wink3: Wanna join in with something?:wink3: We're fighting about Chris.

While im on the floor, I kicked you leg up then you ended up falling on me. Then I pinned you on the floor!!!:wink3:

You know I can. :sneaky:

 

 

You think? :wink3: Wanna join in with something?:wink3: We're fighting about Chris.

 

Oh about Chris :O?! Well, if I come up with something( pervy) I'll get you two!

I'm feeling extra Pervy today!!

Feel free to perv away!!!

While im on the floor, I kicked you leg up then you ended up falling on me. Then I pinned you on the floor!!!:wink3:

 

Rough, huh? I like it. What next? :wink3:

I'm feeling extra Pervy today!!

 

Then you'll love it here if you stick around later tonight, Nick. :wink3:

 

Sadly I can't do anything exceptionally pervy at the moment... I'm at school. :uhoh: :lol:

Then you'll love it here if you stick around later tonight, Nick. :wink3:

 

Sadly I can't do anything exceptionally pervy at the moment... I'm at school. :uhoh: :lol:

Are your teachers....disciplining you?:sneaky:

Then you'll love it here if you stick around later tonight, Nick. :wink3:

 

Sadly I can't do anything exceptionally pervy at the moment... I'm at school. :uhoh: :lol:

Oh your at school!!

 

Ya somebody might see:sneaky:

Hahaha ^ :lol:!

 

I can't perv, I have to go! (Although, I am not a perv, so it's ok!)

 

See you guys around!

 

Perv out!

Rough, huh? I like it. What next? :wink3:

Yep!! Then I grab a hold of you and pin you against a wall with my body close to you so you cant escape!!!:sneaky:

Are your teachers....disciplining you?:sneaky:

 

Ohhh yeah, in many ways. :whip:

 

Oh your at school!!

 

Ya somebody might see:sneaky:

 

Precisely. :sneaky:

ya its best to save it for the bedroom Emma:wink3::sneaky:

Yep!! Then I grab a hold of you and pin you against a wall with my body close to you so you cant escape!!!:sneaky:

Then I guess I have to tease you to let me go down :sneaky: *starts kissing neck*

Then I guess I have to tease you to let me go down :sneaky: *starts kissing neck*

No, I wont let you get out of this one!!!

 

*although that does feel nice:wink3:*

You people scare me :uhoh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

:wacky:

Ya it is scary at times here!!!

 

C'mon you know you have pervy instincts deep down!!!

 

:lol:

No, I wont let you get out of this one!!!

 

*although that does feel nice:wink3:*

 

Chris Martin must be enjoying this, since he doesn't help me... :shifty:

 

:wacky:

I think that he likes to watch most of the time:wink3:

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