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melanieau

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Good morning, my fellow pervs...

 

the excitement is building as tour dates are announced...

 

we must band together to make this the perviest tour ever....

 

 

 

then....

 

 

WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!:sneaky:

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My confirmation email is late.

 

3 hours late.

 

It should learn some manners.

 

 

 

hmmmm...who shall I whip for you? Your email account or those naughty Coldplay boys???

 

:drummer::guitarist::guitarist::singer::whip:

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it ?? what do you mean by it ??

someone's tushy ?? :wink3::wink3:

 

 

well, thats when you can kick your pervy mind into overdrive thinking of all the places you could whip someone....:sneaky:

 

 

Got a drink for you in the pub...gonna need some...so hawt in here..very thirsty:wink3:

 

 

what i could really use is a tall, cool drink of chris.....RAWR

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*looks for ice packs* NOOOO we're out of them !!!!!! :bomb:

 

:wink3::wink3: who will be my first victim ? Muahaha :devilish:

 

 

my first victim will be Jonny Boy...he's majorly rawkin my socks off today...:sneaky:

 

 

 

 

*puts order in for more perv ice packs - STAT*

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the ice pack probelm must never happen again !! this is way too dangerous !!

 

hmmm.. nice choice :wink3:

when you're done with him, let me know ! he'll be my first victim too.. the Sex face had a strong effect on me :sneaky:

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the ice pack probelm must never happen again !! this is way too dangerous !!

 

hmmm.. nice choice :wink3:

when you're done with him, let me know ! he'll be my first victim too.. the Sex face had a strong effect on me :sneaky:

 

 

My perv mind told me....the perviness is strong within Jonny today...and then the sex face confirmed it...

 

 

We might need some pervy firefighters in case this place bursts into flames:fireman:

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Holy shit !!!! :wink3::wink3::wink3:

I just pictured Jonny in one of those firefighter suit *major drooling* :sneaky:

 

why did you have to mention them !? :bomb:

 

 

why dear, its my job of course:sneaky:

 

i just watched that video again...GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

 

SO HAWT!

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