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The Perv Unit

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OKAY CHRISITINe

 

I'LL START

 

 

 

WOOF

OKAY GEORGE

 

 

 

 

WOOOFFFFF

 

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Good morning, my fellow pervs...

 

the excitement is building as tour dates are announced...

 

we must band together to make this the perviest tour ever....

 

 

 

then....

 

 

WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!:sneaky:

My confirmation email is late.

 

3 hours late.

 

It should learn some manners.

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My confirmation email is late.

 

3 hours late.

 

It should learn some manners.

 

 

 

hmmmm...who shall I whip for you? Your email account or those naughty Coldplay boys???

 

:drummer::guitarist::guitarist::singer::whip:

CHRIS CHRIS

 

LET ME WHIP HIM LET ME LET ME!!!!!

"The girl is clearly mad."

 

ALSO THANKS CHRISTINE

BTW

COULD YOU BE CHRIS IN DISGUISE??? :wink3:

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Please? :kiss:

 

 

:disguise:

 

 

did someone ask for Chris in disguise???

 

 

:laugh3:

|D

 

The verification email arrived at my Gmail account, thank God. I didn't get a confirmation one though... what's up with that? :confused:

Nevermind, tried again and just got it :) sleepytime

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Nevermind, tried again and just got it :) sleepytime

 

 

YAY!!!!

 

 

Of course we can still whip them! Bad boys:sneaky:

Yaay !! whipping :wink3: sounds fun !!

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Yaay !! whipping :wink3: sounds fun !!

 

 

 

 

Da na na na

 

YOU MUST WHIP IT!:whip:

 

 

 

ahhh...devo....

it ?? what do you mean by it ??

someone's tushy ?? :wink3::wink3:

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it ?? what do you mean by it ??

someone's tushy ?? :wink3::wink3:

 

 

well, thats when you can kick your pervy mind into overdrive thinking of all the places you could whip someone....:sneaky:

 

 

Got a drink for you in the pub...gonna need some...so hawt in here..very thirsty:wink3:

 

 

what i could really use is a tall, cool drink of chris.....RAWR

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DID SOMEONE SAY

 

:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:

 

 

:curtain:

 

heheh :pimp2:

 

 

AH yes, the whippings we ordered...

 

right one time:sneaky:

*looks for ice packs* NOOOO we're out of them !!!!!! :bomb:

 

:wink3::wink3: who will be my first victim ? Muahaha :devilish:

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*looks for ice packs* NOOOO we're out of them !!!!!! :bomb:

 

:wink3::wink3: who will be my first victim ? Muahaha :devilish:

 

 

my first victim will be Jonny Boy...he's majorly rawkin my socks off today...:sneaky:

 

 

 

 

*puts order in for more perv ice packs - STAT*

the ice pack probelm must never happen again !! this is way too dangerous !!

 

hmmm.. nice choice :wink3:

when you're done with him, let me know ! he'll be my first victim too.. the Sex face had a strong effect on me :sneaky:

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the ice pack probelm must never happen again !! this is way too dangerous !!

 

hmmm.. nice choice :wink3:

when you're done with him, let me know ! he'll be my first victim too.. the Sex face had a strong effect on me :sneaky:

 

 

My perv mind told me....the perviness is strong within Jonny today...and then the sex face confirmed it...

 

 

We might need some pervy firefighters in case this place bursts into flames:fireman:

Holy shit !!!! :wink3::wink3::wink3:

I just pictured Jonny in one of those firefighter suit *major drooling* :sneaky:

 

why did you have to mention them !? :bomb:

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Holy shit !!!! :wink3::wink3::wink3:

I just pictured Jonny in one of those firefighter suit *major drooling* :sneaky:

 

why did you have to mention them !? :bomb:

 

 

why dear, its my job of course:sneaky:

 

i just watched that video again...GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

 

SO HAWT!

SQUEEEEE !!

 

wait, I need to watch it again .. see you after the sex face ! :wink3::wink3:

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SQUEEEEE !!

 

wait, I need to watch it again .. see you after the sex face ! :wink3::wink3:

 

 

it boggles my mind how ALL of them can be so damn hot!! seriously!:thinking:

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