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The Perv Unit

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^^ it's awesome !

 

Well, Cobalt, let me put it this way: Coldplay are the original Coldplay, but they took inspiration and learned a lot from Radiohead. The Perv Unit is Coldplay ------- Ren and Rolle are Radiohead!:laugh3:

 

I like being compare to Coldplay :nice:

 

Guys we're the Perv Unit but we still have to improve though !

 

and I dont know who Ren and Roll are but each time someone mentions them they're immediatly associated with words such as pervs, sex, pervs and good old times sex :lol: what a nice reputation ! I'd like to meet them :wink3:

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^^ it's awesome !

 

 

 

I like being compare to Coldplay :nice:

 

Guys we're the Perv Unit but we still have to improve though !

 

and I dont know who Ren and Roll are but each time someone mentions them they're immediatly associated with words such as pervs, sex, pervs and good old times sex :lol: what a nice reputation ! I'd like to meet them :wink3:

 

 

 

Yeah, where are these legendary pervs? Show us the way, oh perv masters!

 

Until their triumphant return we'll just have to make do with what we've got;)

I dont think I'm ready to follow their leads actually :uhoh: they're apparently way pervier than we are ..

 

oh and what do we have ?? some nibbling ?? :wink3:

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I dont think I'm ready to follow their leads actually :uhoh: they're apparently way pervier than we are ..

 

oh and what do we have ?? some nibbling ?? :wink3:

 

 

 

Yeah some nibbling...mmmmm....I really had some licking in mind.....right on Chris's sweaty neck....mmmmm

 

 

:wink3:

I was thinking of another area.. :sneaky:

but neck will do :wink3:

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I was thinking of another area.. :sneaky:

but neck will do :wink3:

 

 

If we had that damn perv-o-meter up and running it would've just jumped up a few perv levels:laugh3:

Here you have your damn Perv-O-meter, you FREAKS! :laugh3::lol:

 

Perv-o-meter.gif

this video must be posted here :laugh2:

 

Video

 

lol i remember when i had watched Coldplay concert in Pachá, Madrid, on the telly with my mom and when chris did that my mom said 'seems like if he were doing another thing but to playing music' :P that was so fun...

 

 

:angry: arg the allowance to post it properly :angry:

i kik u out of this tread wif spiek studded bootz

 

 

Radiohead never associate with Coldplay

 

FAIL

 

Ah, but don't you see? I liiiiiike studded bootz...it was all part of my brilliant pervy plan to get u 2 kik me wif dem!:lol:

this video must be posted here :laugh2:

 

Video

 

lol i remember when i had watched Coldplay concert in Pachá, Madrid, on the telly with my mom and when chris did that my mom said 'seems like if he were doing another thing but to playing music' :P that was so fun...

 

 

:angry: arg the allowance to post it properly :angry:

 

LMAO I love that video, what's up with Chris humping chairs anyway? Even in Square One, he was all back and forth. I think in Speed of Sound he was also.:P

IF that's what he's like on a piano stool, just imagine what he must be like in...(PERV ALERT!!!)

Well... now we know what position Gwyneth enjoys most.

 

LOL

i think this vid deserves some screenshots / captions and his own animated gif/avatar.. we should organise a competition of that.... i dunno if this one would win against jonny 'orgasmic' expression one :uhoh:

 

 

btw i've said it before it hink we all should end your posts with this--> :wink3: smiley each time we post...

 

perv sign. :wink3:

lol don't we should be debating that on sex thread lol :P...

 

a monster.. :wink3: lol

 

we know he is a musical monster how he won't be a monster in more things? :sneaky:

 

btw lol Jay lol :laugh3:

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pervturn.gif

 

 

 

I was just starting to feel a little unpervy but then I read this thread about Chris humping his chair.....

 

 

and suddenly....

 

 

 

I feel...

 

 

:wink3:

BEing a musician, he's probably great with his hands. After all, I am...Chris if your reading!!:wink3:

pervturn.gif

 

 

 

I was just starting to feel a little unpervy but then I read this thread about Chris humping his chair.....

 

 

and suddenly....

 

 

 

I feel...

 

 

:wink3:

 

Welcome back to the dark side!:wink3:

lol and then i complain about how perv this board is going those days and i'm bringing fire to the ashes lol.. :laugh3: and i'm even a member of perv unit.. lol

 

i make no sense sometimes... this year is strange to me lol..

 

 

his hands, you know his long hands :wink3:

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Welcome back to the dark side!:wink3:

 

 

Well, I never REALLY left...not sure that's even possible for me!

 

And damn it ARI! You just had to mention those long fingers didn't you:sneaky:

 

 

:wink3::wink3::wink3::wink3:

lol is a thing we all know, he has long fingers, like most pianist ;)

 

(i should marry a pianist :P).

his long... sexy hands that can just touch you in so many ways..... His tongue... his lips, his thighs his....his.... bow chicka bowow. :wink3:

his long... sexy hands that can just touch you in so many ways..... His tongue... his lips, his thighs his....his.... bow chicka bowow. :wink3:

hehe bow chicka bowow.. lol.

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