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The Perv Unit

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my brain hurts trying to think of them...he really has a natural talent for puns....wonder what else he has a natural talent for:wink3:

Apparantely he has a natural talent for making people's brains hurt.:rolleyes:

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Now you people STOP posting so fast! :angry2:

 

I'm GOING TO SLEEP. NEED SLEEP. AND PERVY DREAMS. NAO.

 

Night night.

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There you are..now where's the fic, you perv? You can't do all this talking about it and not produce a dirty fic....:sneaky:

Now you people STOP posting so fast! :angry2:

 

I'm GOING TO SLEEP. NEED SLEEP. AND PERVY DREAMS. NAO.

 

Night night.

We're not posting "so fast". We're posting puns and pervy pictures, I never remember using the words "so fast".

I HAVEN'T STARTED IT! I'll have to download interviews/promo shiz/concerts when I'm at my dad's IN TEN DAYS FOR SEVEN OR SO DAYS and then start planning. Then, I will start writing.

 

I can't do this on a whim without any direction! I intend this to be realistic, not a mashup of two different time period's events!

 

YOU JUST WANT A CHRIS AND JONNY SEX SCENE! Fine! I'll write one! Gawd! :rolleyes:

 

Srry. :D Perfection takes patience.

Ehem.

 

I'm gonna run before I get mobbed again by pervs.

 

Goodnight.

All this Guy and Jonny and Chris talk has made think of ... well, I won't say what. :P

All this Guy and Jonny and Chris talk has made think of ... well, I won't say what. :P

Poor Will:rolleyes:

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I HAVEN'T STARTED IT! I'll have to download interviews/promo shiz/concerts when I'm at my dad's IN TEN DAYS FOR SEVEN OR SO DAYS and then start planning. Then, I will start writing.

 

I can't do this on a whim without any direction! I intend this to be realistic, not a mashup of two different time period's events!

 

YOU JUST WANT A CHRIS AND JONNY SEX SCENE! Fine! I'll write one! Gawd! :rolleyes:

 

Srry. :D Perfection takes patience.

 

 

 

DUH!:P

If I knew I was gonna get mobbed my pervs the LAST thing I would do is run

 

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All this Guy and Jonny and Chris talk has made think of ... well' date=' I won't say what. :P[/quote']what?? will's the one with the magic balls :wink3::wink3:
what?? will's the one with the magic balls :wink3::wink3:

So you're saying Chris, Guy, and Jonny are lacking balls?:rolleyes:

what?? will's the one with the magic balls :wink3::wink3:

Will's in the game, too! But he's still hidden - he'lll come into the play later. :wink3:

Will's in the game, too! But he's still hidden - he'lll come into the play later. :wink3:

Hidden- or escaped from your chains and ropes?

You know, 2732 - whatever respect you've gained in the sex thread is now lost. Your comments are conversation (meaningful or meaningless) killers and I won't lose any more time reading them.

 

Ignore.

 

uhhhh :uhoh:

 

 

ah don't worry. According to that i'm gay too. And damn proud of that :smug:

You know, 2732 - whatever respect you've gained in the sex thread is now lost. Your comments are conversation (meaningful or meaningless) killers and I won't lose any more time reading them.

 

Ignore.

what? I meant it in a pervy way, like a joke. Sorry, I guess Im no good at this. Ill leave your thread and I wont come back....

 

 

 

And for the record, I havent slept in about 36 hours so please forgive me if some of my posts are not like how I ususally am, I am just REALLY tired but cant sleep. Sorry again.

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I think a whipping is in order:whip::whip::whip::whip:

So you're saying Chris' date=' Guy, and Jonny are lacking balls?:rolleyes:[/quote']huh?? no part of what I said states that in any way:dozey:

 

You know, 2732 - whatever respect you've gained in the sex thread is now lost. Your comments are conversation (meaningful or meaningless) killers and I won't lose any more time reading them.

 

Ignore.

:laugh3: indeed ..what happened 2732?

 

EDIT: oh it's ok ..but please don't leave

what? I meant it in a pervy way, like a joke. Sorry, I guess Im no good at this. Ill leave your thread and I wont come back....

 

 

 

And for the record, I havent slept in about 36 hours so please forgive me if some of my posts are not like how I ususally am, I am just REALLY tired but cant sleep. Sorry again.

 

aw it's not that serious.. :wink:

 

But you know, we all get quite enough of those puns by Mark so it's a bit annoying to see them EVEN IF MARK IS NOT ONLINE, at least for me..

 

How come you can't sleep?

I just had a nap and had a sweeeeet dream about this random guy (my imaginary guy obviously, he wasn't anyone i know)

Boooo, i was so happy in the dream :bigcry:

So you're saying Chris, Guy, and Jonny are lacking balls?:rolleyes:
I haven't slept either and thought that said "licking balls" on first read. :laugh3:

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