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The Perv Unit

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:wideeyed::whip:

 

i'm here with a whipping...anyone need a whipping today?

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no whipping needed here,

now had you said some "wet slipperly action" - I might have been interested :wink3:

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no whipping needed here,

now had you said some "wet slipperly action" - I might have been interested :wink3:

 

Is slipperly a word? I'll pretend it is for your sake. Although, I can hardly believe you're passing up a whipping....I am sure you've done something that merits one:sneaky:

OMGOD!!!! I will NEVER look at those song titles the same way!! :o

 

sorry I've been gone all day .........I was making my first gif :smug:....... I probably failed terribly :rolleyes:

 

guygif.gif

 

 

I tried about 5 different programs and ended up using Nero and Gimp ...I'm wiped out

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Sorry:embarassed:

 

I need a hug

 

I won VIP passes to the Today Show but I can't go:cry:

JD SEX SLAVE??? :stunned:

 

mel was that you :wink3:

 

you CAN'T seriously be asking that ..of course it was mel!! :lol:

:stunned: why can't you go??? is it far?

 

No - it's because of her restraining order!!:P

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Thanks Mark! That actually made me smile!

 

Well, its a 4 hour flight from where I am...and I didn't know for sure if I would win until today so I couldn't really make arrangements...anyway, it was just one of those things where all these variables had to turn out perfect but instead they all went wrong....

 

oh well...

 

two tears in a bucket - MOTHER FUCK IT

awww mel I know this doesn't cheer you up but... that sux :sick:

 

are you sure there still isn't time to book a flight?? or maybe driving?? I don't know!!! do something!! Coldplay + VIP = seeing hot Chris and Jonny action :wink3:

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awww mel I know this doesn't cheer you up but... that sux :sick:

 

are you sure there still isn't time to book a flight?? or maybe driving?? I don't know!!! do something!! Coldplay + VIP = seeing hot Chris and Jonny action :wink3:

 

Yeah you suck at cheering me up! I am confidant there will be NO hot Chris and Jonny action at 7 in the morning. There better not be any!

Yeah you suck at cheering me up! I am confidant there will be NO hot Chris and Jonny action at 7 in the morning. There better not be any!
what?! haven't you heard of morning sex??:wink3::wink3:
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I can't hear you!

 

LALALLALALALALALLALALALALLALALALALALALLALALALLALA

PEOPLE PEOPLE!!! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!

shh quiet down!!:angry:

 

INDYA AND I ARE MOVING IN TOGETHER!! :wacko:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.....in a few years :laugh3:

 

we're now accepting gifts for our lovely home in the uk ...and NO we won't be doing any funny stuff while we're living there :sneaky: ...it's stricly business

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riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight;)

:stunned: I'm seriousssssssss

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:laugh3:

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no, what sucks is winning VIP passes and having to give them up since you can't go

 

FUCK

 

FUCK

 

FUCK

nope, it's true. we're gonna move in together in about 3 years after im done with school to london.

Oooh, that will be so nice for you two! It will be non-stop Coldpay and non-stop perviness!:D

hahaha no kidding, none stop... "action" :sneaky: NOT BETWEEN US! IM NOT GAY.

oh we know, lets just say youll have some fun with the Perv Section when you two can stay up all night and plot together...:thinking:

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