*takes out pen and starts writing*

 

Dear Chris,

 

You don't need your "girlfriend". Honestly, now. I'm sure that if you just opened up your heart and eyes to all the other wonderful people out there [namely me ;) ], you would see the error in your ways.

 

Love Always,

Steph :oops:

 

P.S.= You are also an unbelievably fine hunk of man-meat.

 

*mails letter*

Hehehe, if he would read all the things we write about him...

But I think he prefers older ladies so, me would be a good chance... we both were born on 1977 (good year!!)

Reply*takes out pen and starts writing*

Dear Steph, (or stef for people who can't spell ;) )

I read your letter and I must say you come on a little strong, but fortunatly, we're looking for new groupies, so if you're available to tour with us, you can be my number one girl! Forget Gwyn...Gwyn who!?

 

Love,

Chris

 

*mails letter*

*takes out pen again*

 

Dear Chris,

 

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! :D

 

Love Always,

Steph

 

P.S.= I'll bring the music. Party bus!

 

*mails letter. again. *

unbelievably fine hunk of man-meat.

 

:lol: Fabulous description!!

Dear Chris,

 

I want to have sex with you :lol:

*takes out pen and starts writing*

 

Dear Chris,

 

You don't need your "girlfriend". Honestly, now. I'm sure that if you just opened up your heart and eyes to all the other wonderful people out there [namely me ;) ], you would see the error in your ways.

 

Love Always,

Steph :oops:

 

P.S.= You are also an unbelievably fine hunk of man-meat.

 

*mails letter*

 

deal!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so where do you want me to hump you?

lmao!

*takes out pen and starts writing*

 

Dear Chris,

 

You don't need your "girlfriend". Honestly, now. I'm sure that if you just opened up your heart and eyes to all the other wonderful people out there [namely me ;) ], you would see the error in your ways.

 

Love Always,

Steph :oops:

 

P.S.= You are also an unbelievably fine hunk of man-meat.

 

*mails letter*

 

deal!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so where do you want me to hump you?

 

 

:shock:

unbelievably fine hunk of man-meat.

 

:lol: Fabulous description!!

 

LOL i was going to say that too :D

 

so beautifully said :shock: :o ;) i'm sure he would be...flattered :P

Dear Chris,

 

I want to have sex with you :lol:

 

Ooooh, cheeky girl, hehe :lol:

I'm sure Chris is very sweet...

Dear Steph,

 

You are mental.

Dear Chris,

 

I want to have sex with you :lol:

 

Ooooh, cheeky girl, hehe :lol:

I'm sure Chris is very sweet...

 

 

I think so... :lol: :lol:

 

Dear Chris,

 

I want to eat you up

*takes out pen and starts writing*

 

Dear Chris,

 

You don't need your "girlfriend". Honestly, now. I'm sure that if you just opened up your heart and eyes to all the other wonderful people out there [namely me ;) ], you would see the error in your ways.

 

Love Always,

Steph :oops:

 

P.S.= You are also an unbelievably fine hunk of man-meat.

 

*mails letter*

 

 

 

 

hahahahahaha if only u had his address eh ;)

Dear Chris,

 

I want to have sex with you :lol:

 

Ooooh, cheeky girl, hehe :lol:

I'm sure Chris is very sweet...

 

 

I think so... :lol: :lol:

 

Dear Chris,

 

I want to eat you up

 

 

Dear Jo:

Cooooool!! But another sweetie girl ask me too. I think her name is noni or something like that. We might share days... or the bed :shock:

 

Chris

Dear Chris,

 

I want to have sex with you :lol:

 

Ooooh, cheeky girl, hehe :lol:

I'm sure Chris is very sweet...

 

 

I think so... :lol: :lol:

 

Dear Chris,

 

I want to eat you up

 

 

Dear Jo:

Cooooool!! But another sweetie girl ask me too. I think her name is noni or something like that. We might share days... or the bed :shock:

 

Chris

 

 

Dear Noni:

Chris is all mine, you wish!!! :lol: :lol:

 

Jo

*takes out pen and starts writing*

 

Dear Jonny,

 

Lately I've been recieving mail from a lot of odd fans. How come everyone loves me so much? Oh well. The public still belives that I have a girlfriend, so that's good. By the way...your place or mine for tonight? :D

 

Love Always,

Chris :oops:

 

*mails letter*

Dear Jo:

Don't be jealous... and thinking about this: there are a lot of girls waiting for Chris, but you and me could be reeeeally powerful. If we get him we only have to share him along the week...

 

noni

Dear Noni,

 

Although Chris is all mine, but i dun mind you borrow him for a day, alrite??

Saturday or Sunday??? :) I'm just too nice :lol: :lol:

 

Love,

Jo

Only one day? You might rest after your sex marathons, baby. So much exercise is not good for the health...

What about a day in a week? Please, on Saturdays...

I'll return you on Sunday morning... :D

Dear Noni,

 

Don't you know that i'm a sex machine? :o :lol:

 

Luv,

Jo

Dear Jo,

 

No doubt!! But, what happens with Chris? The poor man is getting stress with all the tour and your sexual requests...

It would be good for him being calm and relax with me on Saturdays...

 

Love,

noni

:shrug: **I think I may have missed something** :lol:

Dear Angela,

 

Yes, you have.

 

Love always,

Steph :D

Dear Jo,

 

No doubt!! But, what happens with Chris? The poor man is getting stress with all the tour and your sexual requests...

It would be good for him being calm and relax with me on Saturdays...

 

Love,

noni

 

 

Dear Noni,

 

Tell you what, Chris is *STRONG* :lol: :lol: and he loves sex more than I do!!! :shock: He told me sex is the only way for him to relax :lol:

 

Truly,

Jo