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CHRIS MARTIN believes COLDPLAY have failed as a band — because they are not big enough in the karaoke market yet.

 

The frontman has made some pretty outrageous comments recently — like confessing to a secret love of WESTLIFE and PETER ANDRE. But aiming for success with singalong sessions is the most odd yet.

 

He said: “I’m really determined there should be more Coldplay songs in karaoke bars. I’ve been into them and you open the lyrics book and there are a million BEATLES songs. There’s dozens of ABBA, CULTURE CLUB or even BUCKS FIZZ, but Coldplay? There will be two or at best three. If we could just get eight in every bar worldwide I’d be happy. I would know we’ve made it. I think there are three karaoke possibilities on Viva La Vida. It surely has to be the ultimate measure of success.”

 

Chris readily admits his own attempt at karaoke is less than stellar. He added: “I got up in a bar one night with my mate TIM WHEELER (from ASH) and we chose Bohemian Rhapsody. It was appalling.”

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1258564.ece

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well, he wrote the wrong songs then didn't he? its nice that they aren't generally murdered on karaoke

 

I *AGREE* especially in my country:

 

*Hick* look at ssshhhtttars *hick* look how they shhhhiiinnnee forrrr mmmmmmeeeeeee *hiccup*

 

And that's before he's had any beer!!

:dozey:

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I *AGREE* especially in my country:

 

*Hick* look at ssshhhtttars *hick* look how they shhhhiiinnnee forrrr mmmmmmeeeeeee *hiccup*

 

And that's before he's had any beer!!

:dozey:

 

 

lol lol i dont why this image that came into my head after reading this made me laugh so much :laugh3::laugh3:

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He's got some issues. :laugh3:

They have speed of sound on some random karaoke game, and i have to say, i kick all of my friends' asses on it. :smug:

 

But i couldn't bear someone fucking up their songs.

 

:thumbsup: Me too,lol.

 

So there's Speed Of Sound and Fix You as well? 2 to go, Chris...until then your whole career it a total FAIL!:laugh3:

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It'd be nice if they massacred something else other than Yellow *COUGHFixYouCOUGH*

 

Compared to most of their other songs, that one practically massacres itself. But amazingly, 99% of popular music is still much worse.

 

More on topic...this isn't that surprising. (Besides the part about Chris thinking this means Coldplay is a failure. "It surely has to be the ultimate measure of success?!" :confused:) It's just a side effect of the way everyone either likes Coldplay, or hates them and thinks everyone who likes them is a moron. There's still hope that VLV(ODAAHF?) will change that, though...

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Compared to most of their other songs, that one practically massacres itself.

 

QUOTED FOR FLOOPIN' TRUTH. Gaaaah.

 

BUT ANYWAY

I've sung Yellow and got all shy as per usual so sang it crap and in a typical teenage girl voice :dozey: IIIIII think I can do better than that :whip: although I OWN on Speed of Sound (it's SingStar Rock that it's on btw)

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