can anyone tell me a joke?

I'm doing research at the library and the subject is depressing and it's cold in here and I'm hungry and I start work at 7 am tomorrow morning.I think those are sufficient reasons...

Ah, that sucks even more :(!! :hug:! Do you get alot of homework?

 

Well, this place :lol:! And my guitar :wacky:!

can anyone tell me a joke?

I'm doing research at the library and the subject is depressing and it's cold in here and I'm hungry and I start work at 7 am tomorrow morning.I think those are sufficient reasons...

Umm.... I'm sorry, I can't think of any jokes :uhoh:

I know how you feel though, I'll be heading to the library myself in a little while :hug:

can anyone tell me a joke?

I'm doing research at the library and the subject is depressing and it's cold in here and I'm hungry and I start work at 7 am tomorrow morning.I think those are sufficient reasons...

 

Hey Marie! I dont know any good jokes, but the LOLdplay thread always makes me laugh :lol:!!

 

:hug:

I think even a knock knock joke would do at this point :D

hi all, stand back i have a stomach virus and its not pretty

Hi Christa!

 

Oh no, sorry to hear you're not well...

 

@Marie: I tried my best to cheer you up in the Will thread... I'm a zombie at the moment, so it's even below "know knock" quality! :embarassed:

Hey Christa!

Aww, how did you get that :stunned:? Get well soon :hug:!

hi anna , rania and sarah, marie and everyone here i am so tired i cant read back one page but definetley go to the fail or fugplay threads soooo friggin funny, sarah am i going to miss you again,

Hi guys!! :)

 

Just popping in to say hello quickly, hope everyone is well :nice:

Oh Christa feel better :hug:

Hey Pete! How are you :nice:?

Hi Christa!

 

Oh no, sorry to hear you're not well...

 

@Marie: I tried my best to cheer you up in the Will thread... I'm a zombie at the moment, so it's even below "know knock" quality! :embarassed:

 

 

wait I'm running back to the Will thread :D good idea

Hello!!! :D

Hello also! :wacko:

Hello :uhoh:?

hello?

Hallo! :lol:

4 hellos and no answers :P.

 

Hey boss, how are you today :)?

 

EDIT: Hey Anna :D

Hi Rania!

 

I hope the :joe: code will be working soon :dance:

Where is he btw?

 

And Cooooooooky!!

I saw you posting in the Will thread. Come in here! :whip:

It's my first free Sunday for ages tonight!

I'm ok but tired, how are you?

 

where is everybody, the echoes are too ghostly!

can anyone tell me a joke?

I'm doing research at the library and the subject is depressing and it's cold in here and I'm hungry and I start work at 7 am tomorrow morning.I think those are sufficient reasons...

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION

ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME

WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,

AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

 

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you has screwed up my life.

 

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

 

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

 

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

 

5. I thought that I could love no other

-- that is until I met your brother.

 

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's

Empty and so is your head.

 

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don't take that paper bag off your face.

 

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

 

9. My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

 

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

 

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

 

 

 

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING

Nice to see you here, Ian!

I'm tired as well so we should be on the same level...

 

Thanks for those!!!

They're all hilarious!! :lol:

 

Poor Marie, hope she's not at the library anymore. She might be kicked out for disturbing others with laughter!

I'm here I'm heeeere! :nice:

(but not for too long, gotta meet my bff for dinner, before she starts getting jealous of you guys :P)

 

Aww Ian, Jen is a lucky woman, you are oh sooo romantic!!! :P

^ Hahahahaha, Ian :lol:!

 

@Anna, I just sent them to the Boss here, so I dont know when it's ready :D.

 

@Coookyyy :D! Hey! Have fun with your bff :lol:!

Oh, she should be :sneaky: :P!