Black Rose Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 A McDonalds THE Queen has her own drive-through McDonald’s Her Majesty became landlady this month when a retail park down the road from Windsor Castle was bought by the Crown Estate for £92million. She can even SEE the royal burger bar across the Thames in Slough, Berks, from her State Apartments. A McDonald’s insider proudly said yesterday: “We are delighted she chose us — rather than Burger King. “The only trouble is the drive-through is one of our smaller ones so she’d have a job getting her Rolls-Royce round it.” The Bath Road Retail Park is also home to a B & Q superstore plus branches of Comet, JJB Sports and Mothercare — all now on the Queen’s land. Last night flunkies scoffed at the idea of Her Majesty popping out for a Big Mac. A Windsor Castle source said: “I doubt royal courtiers will be sent out for takeaways either. “However I’m sure below stairs staff wouldn’t grumble.” The Crown Estate administers a supersized £7billion property portfolio for the Queen. Boss Jim Yates said of the latest addition: “We completed the purchase in just three weeks.” Kevin O’Connor, a director of the firm which sold the retail park, said: “This is a good move for us.” The McDonald’s source had one warning for the Queen if she does decide to eat there. The insider said: “Dogs are not allowed inside — so the corgis will have to stay at home.” -------------- So does one want fries with one's burger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_is_louve. Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 HAH. is this... is this real? i'm having a hard time believing it's real. :P CAUSE YOU KNOW, ALL QUEENS HAVE A MCDONALDS. DUH. :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted August 31, 2008 Author Share Posted August 31, 2008 It's true. When will you see Bushy buying a Macdonalds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giuly2E Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 OMG :laugh3::laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texasluvsjonny Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Will One be wanting fries with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 This is too funny :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open-Politik Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 A McDonalds THE Queen has her own drive-through McDonald’s Her Majesty became landlady this month when a retail park down the road from Windsor Castle was bought by the Crown Estate for £92million. She can even SEE the royal burger bar across the Thames in Slough, Berks, from her State Apartments. A McDonald’s insider proudly said yesterday: “We are delighted she chose us — rather than Burger King. “The only trouble is the drive-through is one of our smaller ones so she’d have a job getting her Rolls-Royce round it.” The Bath Road Retail Park is also home to a B & Q superstore plus branches of Comet, JJB Sports and Mothercare — all now on the Queen’s land. Last night flunkies scoffed at the idea of Her Majesty popping out for a Big Mac. A -------------- So does one want fries with one's burger? Slough, I LIVE THERE!!!!!!!!!!:stunned::stunned::o I actually went to that very MacDonalds last Sunday, its very near my house!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted September 5, 2008 Author Share Posted September 5, 2008 Will One be wanting fries with that? It's what she will be doing when the credit crunch hits, after-all, one must raise money to pay one's bills :P Although do you think she would be taxed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I'd have thought Burger King would have been more her taste.....................:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 Prince Charles has already got one in mind when he is made King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Prince Charles has already got one in mind when he is made King. What a whopper!!:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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