^ Me too!!

Its gotta be number one, that show was, as you might say, comedy gold :D

i wonder where the inspiration for geraldine came from :rolleyes:

 

 

LOL at Leon's crappy comeback single flopping

Didn't make it.

 

Geraldine made number 2. And with 7000 copies less, Leon was 3 (source: key 103)

i wonder where the inspiration for geraldine came from :rolleyes:

 

 

 

Fatmanus!!:stunned:

she only just fits on the album cover :laugh3:

she only just fits on the album cover :laugh3:

 

But at least it's meant to be a joke!!:P

Simon Cowell hits out at X Factor rival Peter Kay's 'stupid, pathetic' single

 

Simon Cowell has hit out at Peter Kay's spoof single, after it beat X Factor winner Leon Jackson in the charts.

Kay's The Winner's Song, taken from his talent show spoof Britain's Got The Pop Factor... and Possibly a New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly on Ice beat Jackson's Don't Call This Love last weekend, getting to number two over Jackson's three.

 

The music mogul insisted the comedian will not trounce another one of his X Factor acts in the race for Christmas No.1 when Kay releases his second single as transsexual Geraldine in December.

 

 

Performing in the character of Geraldine, an overweight, Northern Irish transsexual, his lyrics and performance ape the rags to riches yarns of many of the X Factor contestants.

Cowell tells the Daily Mirror: 'I thought the show was clever, but the record was stupid. The single is a pathetic waste of time.'

After hearing Kay's character Geraldine will release a second Christmas single, he is unimpressed.

 

Kay was spotted in Manchester directing GMTV presenter Ben Shepherd for the Christmas single's accompanying video last week.

Once Upon A Christmas Song, co-written by Take That singer Gary Barlow, will be released in December with proceeds going toward the NSPCC.

 

Cowell adds: 'He is going to bring out a Christmas single? - I mean c’mon. I don't feel threatened by him in the slightest.

 

'I’ve got something in mind for our Christmas single and I know which one I would put my money on.'

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1080535/Simon-Cowell-hits-X-Factor-rival-Peter-Kays-stupid-pathetic-single.html

What's rather amusing about this whole thing is that Simon Cowell said that Peter Kay releasing a single was a waste of time. Unlike the winner of The X Factor releasing a crap single for Christmas. That's totally NOT a waste of time.

Who the hell is Michelle? :P

What's rather amusing about this whole thing is that Simon Cowell said that Peter Kay releasing a single was a waste of time. Unlike the winner of The X Factor releasing a crap single for Christmas. That's totally NOT a waste of time.

 

And that's not forgetting what he did with Zig and Zag and Robson & Jerome!!:rolleyes:

Who the hell is Michelle? :P

 

Someone who's addicted to deep-fried Mars bars......................... :rolleyes:

Who the hell is Michelle? :P

 

their's a song in that!

 

"who the hell is michelleeeee!?

i'd rather look at hair geeelllllll"

 

needs a slight bit of work obviously :smug:

their's a song in that!

 

"who the hell is michelleeeee!?

i'd rather look at hair geeelllllll"

 

needs a slight bit of work obviously :smug:

 

They would do far better by using my version of Michelle's "All This Time", which is still available for the right price............................... :P

their's a song in that!

 

"who the hell is michelleeeee!?

i'd rather look at hair geeelllllll"

 

needs a slight bit of work obviously :smug:

 

Audition on X Factor, you will be Christmas Number 1 with that next year.

Peter Kay is the most overrated comedian in Engerland

Audition on X Factor, you will be Christmas Number 1 with that next year.

 

i hope so!

 

actually auditioning on X Factor destoys a person's career the minute they step into the room which is full of botoxed judges

 

i would rather be good and unknown than purely commercial and famous

Peter Kay is the most overrated comedian in Engerland

nah bollocks. People like Alan Carr are over-rated, who takes half his gaffes from his homosexuality, at least Peter Kay's content is all original, relevant and genuine, I should know being a Boltonian ;)

 

Now, what would Thora Hird say?

nah bollocks. People like Alan Carr are over-rated, who takes half his gaffes from his homosexuality, at least Peter Kay's content is all original, relevant and genuine, I should know being a Boltonian ;)

 

Now, what would Thora Hird say?

 

alan carr's routine:

 

im gay! - haha! look at my teeth! - im still gay - i met a chav..she was ugly! - im still fully gay! sound accurate?

 

i do like peter kay..quite alot..but he's releasing things for no reason except money..he released the same stand up material like 3 times on DVD

I think Alan Carr can actually be genuinely witty when he wants to be though

 

Peter Kay just isn't relevant to me at all, I laughed a lot recently when I saw Ed Byrne and he mentioned something about bad stand up, he was saying just really stereotypical bad stand up jokes, then said "Garlic Bread" which is amazing cos I had just been talking about how shouting GARLIC BREAD!!?? In an inquisitive tone isn't really very funny at all