396: boil it

395: CONTACT IT WITH SPERM AND MAKE A BABY

394: play football with it

393: play the other football with it

392: jog with it

391

 

throw it at jesse james

390: carve it

389: Put it in your closet and forget about it

388: name it.

387: Put it in the ground, wait for it to solidify and then eat it. A special chinese delicacy.

386: play catch with it.

385: Crack it on your head and use it as hair conditioner.

384: Blow dry its hair :gorgeous:

383

 

drop it from an airplane

382: Bring it to a Killers concert :wacky:

381: Throw it as hard as you can at someones head (done) :wacky:

380: Put it up your butt and shoot it out :laugh3:

379: put a wig on it

378: give it a sex change

377: give it a makeover

376: give it a makeunder

375: give it a make even

376: Give it to someone and tell them it's boiled when it's not

375

 

fellate it

374: give it arms and legs