814 Introduce it to Yolko Ono.:rolleyes:

Throw one at Mark every time he makes a bad pun

 

Oh wait, then we would have used up all 1,000:rolleyes:

809 Show it what a kinder suprise is.

808

 

Make it Talk

807

play baseball

806

 

Make it a TV star

805

 

fry it on the sidewalk on a very hot day

804

nothing

803

 

put it in a sperate sky

802 Teach it to read

801

 

dye it

800

Discuss the paradox of "what came first?" with it.

799

 

Take it to see Harry Potter this month!:lol:

 

 

oh, wait...

 

 

Use it to throw at Warner Brothers for delaying HBP all the way till next freaking July!!! Aaarggghhh!!!!:veryangry2::veryangry2::veryangry2::veryangry2:

798

 

Ask it why it is egg shaped?

797

 

Critise it like people do to coldplay (tell it that every one is the same etc.)

796

 

Make it win the olimpic games

795

Teach it to read braille

794

 

Steal it from the supermarket! :lol:

793

See if you can make it round

792

Make a sig about it

791

 

put them all in one basket

790

 

Satisfy it

789

 

Wrap it in bubble wrap and throw it of a balcony to see if it breaks

788

make it listen to miley cirus

787

 

Poke a hole in it, leak it and see if Prospekt's March will follow suit

786

Make it go vegan